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You can usually vaguely touch him when you feed him, yes? Without him realising? Might you be able to squirt it on him then without too much fuss?
You won't need to take him to the vet to get the stuff. They'll need an approximate weight for him though, so he gets the right dose. Over 5kgs or so and they get the big cat dose. Giving a small cat the big cat dose can be dangerous.
May I refer you to post #6783
I thought that the squirty on stuff has to be squirted onto the cats skin - so you have to stroke apart the fur so that an area of skin is showing and then dib onto that - if that's the case then we really do have a problem - also, the cats not been to the vet - he's registered with the vet but hasn't been seen by him yet, which he'll need to be to get any prescription meds - so that's going to be even more fun