ItWillNeverWork
Messy Crimbobs, fellow humans.
If only these people had some sort of figurehead to keep everyone on message and do away with whingeing troublemakers. A sort of kindly uncle figure perhaps. With a moustache.
Take your pick.
eta: if anyone does get round to making that far-left sitcom talked about, then it would be a travesty to not have the C Bros involved somehow.