Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
I see you reported me. Twice!Didn't think you were that much of a scumbag tbh.
Good job my last warnings cleared this month.
I see you reported me. Twice!Didn't think you were that much of a scumbag tbh.
You racked up 6 points speeding along a single stretch of highwayI see you reported me. Twice!
Good job my last warnings cleared this month.
I've been caught on the same stretch several times before so only myself to blame. I'll have to drive like a vicar for a while.You racked up 6 points speeding along a single stretch of highway
"I won't call him a pedo, I'll ask if he's related to one, isn't that edgy"I see you reported me. Twice!
Good job my last warnings cleared this month.
You're only just realising this?So you're an unfunny dickhead ...
I’m going to have to send you on a being-a-wanker awareness course.I've been caught on the same stretch several times before so only myself to blame. I'll have to drive like a vicar for a while.
Not possible. They only let you do one a year.I’m going to have to send you on a being-a-wanker awareness course.
Buy a convertible.The wind in your hair though. Road cycling is great. There are a lot of knobhead cyclists though, granted
Or, as everyone else likes to call them, 'cyclists'.There are a lot of knobhead cyclists though, granted
Buy a convertible.
Buy a push bike. Live longer.
Or have both. Like I used to.Buy a push bike. Live longer.
Buy a convertible push bike - best of both worlds.
That thing is fucking garbage. It's got a square taper bottom bracket for fuck's sake.
Oh wait. You think all cyclists are 'knobheads', yes? And more than that, you're claiming that's what everyone else thinks of them too?Or, as everyone else likes to call them, 'cyclists'.
Name me a person in this world that is not a knobhead.Oh wait. You think all cyclists are 'knobheads', yes? And more than that, you're claiming that's what everyone else thinks of them too?
Name me a person in this world that is not a knobhead.
Breyten Breytenbach.Name me a person in this world that is not a knobhead.
Said every car driver who owns a car that won't reach 200mph.Yes, 200 is probably a bit too fast for the road.
I bet sleaterkinney has a square taper bottom bracket.That thing is fucking garbage. It's got a square taper bottom bracket for fuck's sake.
Fighter pilot - Top Gun.You appear to have a massive inferiority complex and anger issues. What is it you do for a living?
Yes but he’s genuinely always struck me as a square taper bottom bracket kind of bloke.
Come on, you were being a dick.
That’s a properly niche reference!Breyten Breytenbach.
He’s quite a nice South African.
Didn't think you were that much of a scumbag tbh.
Technically, things happen at the same speed. It’s distance that happens extremely quickly...Said every car driver who owns a car that won't reach 200mph.
But things do happen extremely quickly at that speed.
That’s a properly niche reference!
Yes but he’s genuinely always struck me as a square taper bottom bracket kind of bloke.
That’s why they sent him to prisonHe hardly ever killed anyone.