quimcunx
imprimeo, lamino, distribuo
It's because the fucking things are so expensive, and usually bought on PCP so the 'owners' don't own them at all, so they're terrified of any damage. In the countryside that means they often drive in the middle of the road or swerve all over the place to avoid puddles, potholes, hedgerows etc and everyone else just has to get out of their way.
This is my experience of them at my dad's. Heaven forfend they might touch some grass or mud by moving to the verge a bit. Although I also suspect with being higher up they can see better than me that there is enough space while I move to the side because I'm a shortarse in a lower car.