What's for tea tonight? (pt7)

[Felina]

I've got to cook for my boyfriend's parents tonight... Only thing is his mum's partner doesn't eat much of anything at all. I f'kin hate cooking for fussy people!! No idea what to make, blatantly have to do a separate dish for him cos the food he eats is very bland.

 

[mrsfran]

Tomorrow I have to cook for someone who has no sense of smell. But doesn't like spicy food.

Don't know what's for tea tonight, decision is pending a Waitrose shop.

 

[mrsfran]

You're a wrong one, make no mistake.

Throwing away a rib eye. Your more thrifty Northern relatives are turning in their graves so much that the cemetery has set up a giant dead Orang rotisserie.

<shakes fist>

I concur

*shakes tiny fist*

 

[sojourner]

I concur n all





Anyway, I shall be making a mahoosive chicken/chorizo/bean stew, with fuckloads of fresh thyme and rosemary, and assorted peppers

 

[sheothebudworths]

Jerk ribs and black bean salsa again.

 

[Voley]

<looks in barren fridge>

Spag bol's about all that can be mustered from there, I reckon.

 

[ringo]

All the leftovers in the fridge microwaved while playing tunes and trying not to touch the 3 bottles of Guinness Export in there.

 

[Voley]

In the end I had Pepper Chicken with pasta in a roasted garlic and tomato sauce (a Dolmio cheat stir-in one).

It was surprisingly nice for something so simple. I'll be having it again tomorrow, I expect.

 

[Orang Utan]

A Greek salad and nowt else. I had a heavy lunch.

 

[dodgepot]

chilli with a jacket spud

 

[Orang Utan]

chilli with a jacket spud

That's what I had for lunch!

 

[aqua]

chinese takeaway

 

[Shirl]

My niece and her children have just moved to live near me. Tonight I shared with the kids, pasta, cheese, nuts, some sloppy stuff and bread. Also shared a bottle of cava and another of wine with my niece. Off to bed soon

 

[madamv]

^ thats a short username???????

Chicken salad and phish-food

 

[Orang Utan]

My niece and her children have just moved to live near me. Tonight I shared with the kids, pasta, cheese, nuts, some sloppy stuff and bread. Also shared a bottle of cava and another of wine with my niece. Off to bed soon

Is that the old Shirl - hello if it is!

 

[ScallyWag II]

Ended up having nothing last night, so had seafood with linguine tonight instead. it was very very tasty

 

[aqua]

bloody prawn crackers

 

[snackhead]

Sliced a turkey fillet and baked it in foil with chopped chillies, lemon juice and coriander. Had with chilli and pinto bean rice (packet), salad and half a bottle of Nandos hot piri piri sauce. Meal of the week

 

[Detroit City]

pork chops and apple sauce with vanilla bean ice cream later on

 

[Roadkill]

Risotto - a bit of a throw-together of various vegetables I had lying about and a bit of fancy pesto that needed finishing, but it was nice all the same.

 

[Shirl]

Is that the old Shirl - hello if it is!

Yup, same old Shirl. Now you'll have to tell me who you are

 

[Pip]

Shiiiirl! It's gonna be just like the old times again! Oh God, don't get me started on the time with the balalaika!

Guess who I am BTW.

 

[twistedAM]

tuna, cheese and jalapeno barm cake

only four things i had

it was below average

 

[Orang Utan]

Yup, same old Shirl. Now you'll have to tell me who you are

tis in my tagline!

 

[Orang Utan]

Shiiiirl! It's gonna be just like the old times again! Oh God, don't get me started on the time with the balalaika!

Guess who I am BTW.

Oh shit, did you used to be someone else too?

 

[Pip]

Oh shit, did you used to be someone else too?

Didn't you know? Did Paris mean nothing to you?

 

[Orang Utan]

!!

Didn't you know? Did Paris mean nothing to you?

I always forget about Paris

 

[mrsfran]

My dad and his girlfriend are coming over tonight so I'm doing a chilli con carne.

His girlfriend has no sense of smell, which means she has a very reduced ability to taste/enjoy food. That would depress the shit out of me.

 

[mrsfran]

My dad and his girlfriend are coming over tonight so I'm doing a chilli con carne.

His girlfriend has no sense of smell, which means she has a very reduced ability to taste/enjoy food. That would depress the shit out of me.

I just realised - she's also profoundly deaf, the left hand side of her face is paralysed and she has terrible blond curly hair. But I think it's the lack of a sense of smell that would be the worst thing. Shows my priorities, doesn't it?

 

[Detroit City]

My dad and his girlfriend are coming over tonight so I'm doing a chilli con carne.

His girlfriend has no sense of smell, which means she has a very reduced ability to taste/enjoy food. That would depress the shit out of me.

why don't you test out her "reduced sense of smell/taste" by adding 10 times the amount of chillies and gaaahhhlic and other shit. should make for an interesting evening at the least

you could always get out of it by saying you mis-read the recipe