sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
GET OUT OF THE CLASSROOM, MAY! *points to the door* 
What's for tea tonight? (#8)
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Thimble Queen
Called away to another place
About to soak some beans so that we can have multibean chilli for tea tomorrow 
That looks so deliciously refreshing that I showed it to my man servant with the instruction "make me one"Here, have a G & T!
The reply I received?
"NO, MUMMY!"
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
That looks so deliciously refreshing that I showed it to my man servant with the instruction "make me one"
The reply I received?
"NO, MUMMY!"
If its a servant, just whip them and teach them who is boss! Familial relationships don't matter. Welcome to the 1820s!
I'm scared to go to sleep 
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
In case you shit the bed?
zenie
>^^<
moonsi til
worked it out now!
Genuine LOL at 'in case you shit the bed'....
Tonight I have Jersey new poatoes and nothing else yet. I aiming for lots of salad and maybe quiche.
Tonight I have Jersey new poatoes and nothing else yet. I aiming for lots of salad and maybe quiche.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Peppered mackerel with steamed jersey royal spuds.
Something involving spaghetti. Possibly pesto, with added sundried toms and grated creamy Lancashire cheese, or possibly garlic/chilli/parmesan.
I keep telling myself not to read this thread before lunchtime/teatime - I'm now sat here, with a rumbling belly and half a fucking hour to go til lunchtime
I keep telling myself not to read this thread before lunchtime/teatime - I'm now sat here, with a rumbling belly and half a fucking hour to go til lunchtime
TitanSound
Mr Beardy Drummer
Gf found a fishmongers near to her office that sells prawns "the size of your fist". So, seeing as we have leftover roast chicken, we're going to do a fuck off massive paella with chicken, prawns, chorizo and pancetta.
If the man servant remembers to purchase beef then we shall have roasted pepper and pearl barley salad with griddled beef.
If not roasted peppers with harrisa cous cous and mini samosas/bhaji/packora.
Yoghurty pudding and nought but squash to refresh us.
farmerbarleymow I thought of you earlier as I did an online grocery shop and in order to reserve the delivery slot I put 2 bottles of gin in my basket. Must remember to change that before 11pm
If not roasted peppers with harrisa cous cous and mini samosas/bhaji/packora.
Yoghurty pudding and nought but squash to refresh us.
farmerbarleymow I thought of you earlier as I did an online grocery shop and in order to reserve the delivery slot I put 2 bottles of gin in my basket. Must remember to change that before 11pm
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
Can't decide - maybe butternut squash curry with dhal on the side.
moonsi til
worked it out now!
I had greek salad. I was craving it at lunch so had it in a cafe at lunch but the portion was small so for the same price I bought the stuff I needed to do it at home.
Yetman
Cheesecar Fucksquad #1
The fella's off out getting his kit off in front of strangers for money toneet
I really REALLY fancy fishcakes - so will see if I can get smoked fish ones later, and have with chips and garden peas, and a fuckton of garlic mayo
And a slice of lemon.
I might have a sausage baguette. Or I might have pate on toast. Or cereal and melon. Or something else totally whacky and out there cos that's just the kinda guy I am
Nahhh - fucking ponce
I ended up getting some posh fishcakes with smoked salmon and some cheesey type stuff and errmm...christ my fucking memory's SHIT these days
Yetman
Cheesecar Fucksquad #1
Nahhh - fucking ponce
I ended up getting some posh fishcakes with smoked salmon and some cheesey type stuff and errmm...christ my fucking memory's SHIT these days
YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!! Call MEEE a ponce?!?!"?!!!
And in the same breath you talk about your posh smoked salmon fishcakes with cheesy stuff! I have to have lemon, and tartare sauce, and salt, and pepper, because I eat ASDA's OWN BRAND fishcakes you see! Tasteless mush and far from the poncey la-di-da smoked salmon, cheese and whatever the hell else is in there with your snobby 'Taste The Difference' cakes...probably dill or lemonseed or bruised lotus essence or something poncey like that. You absolute massive LORD OF THE PONCE
Lord of the Ponce is my new very favourite term of abuse.
Thank you Yetman.
I've got a chicken in the oven slathered in plain yoghurt and whatever spices came to hand. Cumin and chilli and cinnamon featured, as well as something else. Fenugreek, mebbe?
But I'm going to have to eat something right now, because I'm bloody ravenous and can't wait for my chicken to cook. Cheese and onion butty, perhaps. Them tomorrow I'll have chicken for my butties for work. And for a chicken salad for tea.
Thank you Yetman.
I've got a chicken in the oven slathered in plain yoghurt and whatever spices came to hand. Cumin and chilli and cinnamon featured, as well as something else. Fenugreek, mebbe?
But I'm going to have to eat something right now, because I'm bloody ravenous and can't wait for my chicken to cook. Cheese and onion butty, perhaps. Them tomorrow I'll have chicken for my butties for work. And for a chicken salad for tea.
Voley
🐀
sweet and sour pork with hundreds and thousands on () and rice.
You're starting to freak me out a bit tbh.I had tuna pasta salad round my friend's house. She served it with mango chutney.
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
Just me and my boy last night....he had more pitta and taramasalata ( <--WOOHOOOOOOOOO! ) and salad stuff and I had a ham/mayo/cress/plastic cheese slice sandwich and some crisps and we had apples and chocolate flapjacks for pudding.
And I'm fucking knackered so another lazy one tonight....eggs on toast (boiled for me, egg mayo for them) with a big pile of asparagus then strawbs/banana/nectarines/greek yoghurt with maple syrup for me and toffee sauce for them.
) and salad stuff and I had a ham/mayo/cress/plastic cheese slice sandwich and some crisps and we had apples and chocolate flapjacks for pudding.And I'm fucking knackered so another lazy one tonight....eggs on toast (boiled for me, egg mayo for them) with a big pile of asparagus then strawbs/banana/nectarines/greek yoghurt with maple syrup for me and toffee sauce for them.
