Looby
Well-Known Member
Already had my spag bol
but there lurks in the fridge a chocolate pudding made by my old dear which has scotch bonnet peppers in it. Not the actual peppers. She done some vile witchery using milk and sieves.
It is absolutely fucking banging hot. I haven't been able to manage more than a spoonful. Rich choclatey taste then OMFG WHATS HAPPENING IN MY MOUTH
It's a trap. A choclatey trap. She was half cut when making it so decided to go FULL HEAT with the hotness. Even the dog won't eat it. Ma herself yammed down a bowl of it before throwing it back up. It's like food, but weaponised
You can't feed bloody chocolate to a dog anyway!