Needed something quick as we have to be up early tomorrow to go out to MIL's do, which is going to be absolute chaos but in a stressful way rather than a good enjoyable way.
Last year she spent more than half an hour trying to make people sit in certain places, we were all starving and without drinks while she was looking at a seating plan (For A Pub Lunch!!!!) she'd constructed in which for some reason I was explicably supposed to be sitting at the opposite end of the table to N (and the only people I knew there more than to say hello to were her, N, and one of his step-sisters, we did end up sitting together but it was stressful. This year there's been a massive menu fuck-up so that will be fun, I might have eaten one of the other guests by the time that gets sorted out).