We’re having the (last of the) Baked French Spuds + Fish Fingers. Cornetto afters.
Just the one noodle?
From the ever-benevolent Salmonella Corner: gammon steaks with pineapple, and nectarines, along with standard broccoli. The pineapple will be removed before cooking, because pineapple is a Good Thing, and gammon is a Good Thing, but only a mad person would combine them. This applies to virtually all dead animals plus fruit.
(The nectarines are obviously dessert, or quite possibly tomorrow's breakfast if they aren't yet ripe. Just to exclude the possibility of anyone thinking I was going to eat them with the gammon.)
I just utterly destroyed four hot dogs in brioche buns with squeezy mustard. The vinegar in the mustard has made my tongue a bit sore.
Liked for the effort and capacity for 4 hotdogs in one sitting, that is something we should all aspire to
But brioche buns are the work of the devil when paired with savoury items - with butter and fruit jams/marmalades/other sweet preserves they are lovely - but they do not go with burgers or hot dogs and the sooner this goes out of fashion the better.
And if it is the vinegar in the mustard that is making your tongue sore rather than the mustard in your mustard then you are doing mustard wrong
Brioche buns are all the rage at the moment, no-one is going to actually complain if they are being served one, because we've been told on TV cookery shows for a couple of years now that it is a bit posher than a regular bun/roll and no-one wants to look like a working class donkey with no palate and be sneered at when they are eating out.Yeah, I surprised myself with that one. When I began eating I was worried that I would not be able to finish them off.
The brioche buns tasted fine to me, Urban is the only place I've seen anyone object to them. None of the people I have served them to in the world of the flesh have objected so far. Besides, if people can have pineapple on pizza without being driven into the sea for their crimes against cuisine by society at large, then I can have brioche with my hot dogs and burgers.
As for the mustard, I'm blaming the vinegar because it was a mild mustard, which is what's supposed to go on a hot dog inna bun. You don't put English "blows straight through your hard palate" mustard on a hot dog. At least, I don't.
4 hotdogs is barely a snack. But then I am a fat bastard.
These were the big ones from a jar mind you, not the titchy ones you get in tins.