What's for tea tonight? (#8)

[sheothebudworths]

Omg! Omg! Omg!

BACK OFFFFFF YOU FAAAACCCCKKKIIINNN WRONG UN CAAAAAAHHHHNNNNNTTTTT!!!!!!

*headbut*

 

[sheothebudworths]

*headbutt*?

 

[Orang Utan]

crisps in the house. well I never. how common.

 

[sheothebudworths]

WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sheothebudworths]

crisps in the house. well I never. how common.

ALWAYS! ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAAAAAYS!!!!!


Well since I was a grown up anyway!

EXCEPT FOR TODAY!

 

[sheothebudworths]

I've got some unsalted cashews.
What's the point though, really?

 

[Orang Utan]

you should have eaten a proper tea, then you wouldn't need to snack

 

[sheothebudworths]

I did! Not that long ago either!

How can you NOT SNACK, you freak!

God - my whole life is built around THE SNACKS!

Especially CRISPS!

 

[tarannau]

you should have eaten a proper tea, then you wouldn't need to snack

Untrue. You can eat full meals and still snack happily. And I ain't talking no dispiriting Milky Way business either.

I could murder a few pistachios and a good satsuma now frankly, despite having eaten more dinner than the average grazing American family of four.

 

[Orang Utan]

snacks are boring

 

[Orang Utan]

i do eat snacks sometimes really

 

[sheothebudworths]

Breakfast/snack/lunch/snack/dinner/snack/snack/snack

 

[Orang Utan]

Untrue. You can eat full meals and still snack happily. And I ain't talking no dispiriting Milky Way business either.

I could murder a few pistachios and a good satsuma now frankly, despite having eaten more dinner than the average grazing American family of four.

yeah, but chocolate bars? that's some unnecessary shit

 

[tarannau]

Pah. You're a pseudo Mc-Keith food Goebbels in the making.



You can't trust a person that doesn't snack imo. Most food beyond gruel and a selection of vitamins is probably unnecessary.

 

[sheothebudworths]

snacks are boring

*sharp intake of breath*

 

[Orang Utan]

i do like nuts and ice cream, but snacking only tends to happen if i'm drunk or stoned. not every day. lunch and tea is all i need.

 

[sheothebudworths]

yeah, but chocolate bars? that's some unnecessary shit

FUCK THE CHOCOLATE BARS, WHAT ABOUT THE CRISPS AND THE FROZEN CRABSTIX??????? EH?????

 

[tarannau]

i do like nuts and ice cream, but snacking only tends to happen if i'm drunk or stoned. not every day. lunch and tea is all i need.

Boring.

 

[Orang Utan]

crisps are for the pub. crabstix - i don't think i've ever had one. they look/smell rank.

 

[sheothebudworths]

You can't trust a person that doesn't snack imo.

I can't believe I actually LIKED HIM!!!!

 

[tarannau]

Frozen crabsticks? Ok, I'm making an exception in the snacks can be good rule for them.

 

[tufty79]

Pah. You're a pseudo Mc-Keith food Goebbels in the making.

 

[sheothebudworths]

crisps are for the pub. crabstix - i don't think i've ever had one. they look/smell rank.

PRETEND CRAB!!!

 

[sheothebudworths]

Frozen crabsticks? Ok, I'm making an exception in the snacks can be good rule for them.

PRETEND CRAB LOLLIES!!!

 

[Orang Utan]

Pah. You're a pseudo Mc-Keith food Goebbels in the making.

i resent that! i don't foist my culinary idiosycnrasies on anyone else. nor do i rake through their poo.

 

[tarannau]

That's what all the Gillians say at first. Give it a few more years of anti-snack fervour and you'll be installing one of them loos with a ledge

 

[tufty79]

PRETEND CRAB LOLLIES!!!

wrongun

 

[sheothebudworths]

That's what all the Gillians say at first.

 

[sheothebudworths]

wrongun

*SLURP*

 

[wtfftw]

PRETEND CRAB LOLLIES!!!

I am SO doing this.