What will you do with your free copy of The Sun this Thursday?

[Greebo]

If it arrives, it will be folded into cranes, and then recycled.

The paper wasn't good enough quality for origami, so it ended up as a crappy model of a Little Englander in a tax haven.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

 

[brogdale]

The paper wasn't good enough quality for origami, so it ended up as a crappy model of a Little Englander in a tax haven.

It was a very sad, flimsy bit of bum-bumpf, wasn't it? As I handled it, (on my way to the post-box), I mused that millions of people actually pay for this shite.

 

[Badgers]

FREEPOST, The Sun, London E98 1AX.

Thanks

Will chuck some other crap in it and post it back to them.

 

[weltweit]

I did look at it, saw how many of the faces I could recognise.
Tis in the bin now though!

 

[Greebo]

It was a very sad, flimsy bit of bum-bumpf, wasn't it? As I handled it, (on my way to the post-box), I mused that millions of people actually pay for this shite.

Barely even fit for composting or use as firelighters (roll it, then tie in a knot).

 

[Lord Camomile]

Thanks

Will chuck some other crap in it and post it back to them.

I thought about including another newspaper/magazine, but wasn't sure which one to send them.

Maybe the Argos catalogue?

 

[Balbi]

There's more nationalist bollocks per square inch of this than any other England flag. The pressure is immense.

 

[Balbi]

OH THE HUMANITY!

 

[harpo]

I may use it as ballast to return the Capital 1 credit card junk mail that gets sent to me at least twice a year because my fucking council sold them my address. Or vice versa.

I am a fucking Scouser FFS.

 

[weepiper]

Didn't get one. Just had to explain my note to the postie to the kids and showed them the original Hillsborough front page etc. 8 year old son says 'if you do get a free copy of The Sun, punch it, tear it up and BURN it.' Good boy.

 

[ddraig]

none here either

 

[Plumdaff]

Are Scotland getting it when Wales aren't ? Is it some not very subliminal marketing by the Yes campaign?

 

[moochedit]

Are Scotland getting it when Wales aren't ? Is it some not very subliminal marketing by the Yes campaign?

no only england (except for liverpool) is getting it.

 

[Plumdaff]

Righto.

 

[felixthecat]

I have mine. I plan on spending tomorrow afternoon turning it into a bouquet of paper flowers, therefore making something beautiful out of something ugly.

 

[scalyboy]

Would it be wrong if I offered it to my local squirrel as lining for the drey? Although, thinking about it, he would see all those terrible faces peering down at him every morning, and NONE OF THEM WOULD BE TULISA

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Didn't get one in the end. Which is good but also an anticlimax.

I'm half tempted to go and buy one just to burn it now, but that is clearly playing into their hands, the fiends.

 

[Maurice Picarda]

I didn't get one either. What were the criteria?

 

[moochedit]

I didn't get one either. What were the criteria?

the criteria are not living in liverpool,scotland,wales or n ireland. and they are doing them over 3 days so you are not safe yet.

 

[twentythreedom]

 

[Greebo]

I have mine. I plan on spending tomorrow afternoon turning it into a bouquet of paper flowers, therefore making something beautiful out of something ugly.

Good luck with that, I found the paper really quite difficult to work with. BTW pics?

Speaking of which...

 

[Puddy_Tat]

freepost return prepared...

and at wallace

 

[J Ed]

Fucking die you gormless twat

 

[Maurice Picarda]

the criteria are not living in liverpool,scotland,wales or n ireland. and they are doing them over 3 days so you are not safe yet.

So they will send me, by post, on Saturday, a copy of Thursday's newspaper containing two-day-old news and without even a decorative floozy, and this is supposed to give me fuzzies of such warmth that I switch from the FT?

 

[not-bono-ever]

christ, I found one on the train - Viz could have produced this - it reads like a pastiche of the Sun

 

[FridgeMagnet]

It was on my doorstep when I got home. I just left it there. Maybe the foxes will find some use for it.

 

[goldenecitrone]

Received three copies. One for us, two for our neighbours, one of whom is German and the other works for the Guardian. They are all lying with the discarded junk mail out in the corridor.

 

[Supine]

Well be used to light my bbq on saturday.

Still unopened

Thanks sun

 

[Greebo]

So they will send me, by post, on Saturday, a copy of Thursday's newspaper containing two-day-old news and without even a decorative floozy, and this is supposed to give me fuzzies of such warmth that I switch from the FT?

No news in it at all.