Merseyside postcodes excluded, we're all getting a copy of The Scum through the post on Thursday. I have no plans to read it, but just as Foxtons' 'for sale' boards have been put to good use and made into plant boxes, I'd like to hear alternatives to it going straight into the recycling bin. Perhaps we could build the world's biggest paper effigy, depicting Rupert Murdoch, and set it alight?
A fucking waste of paper and energy anyway.
Send it back, free, to Royal Mail Door-to-Door, with a covering letter telling them how angry you are (feel free to adapt the text below). If you didn’t receive a copy of the Sun or you’ve thrown it away, you can still use the Freepost address to complain. The address is:
Steve Taylor, Operational Administrator
Freepost RSTR-YCYS-TGLJ
Royal Mail Door to Door Opt Outs
Kingsmead House
Oxpens Road
OXFORD OX1 1AA
You can also phone them for free on 0800 169 1194 – ask for Steve Taylor, or make a complaint to whoever answers. Be firm and polite.
My letter said:
“Dear Steve
Oh dear! I am in possession of a promotional copy of the Sun, which was delivered to my house by your staff.
I really like my postman and the other Royal Mail delivery staff that I meet, so this is not a complaint about them. It is a complaint about your organisation.
I’m not sure what the Sun is; is it actually a ‘newspaper’? To my mind it is misogynistic, sexist, right-wing rubbish. The organisation that produces it, News International, is rightly reviled by many thousands of people for its page 3 crap, its lies after the Hillsborough disaster, and of course for hacking a dead schoolgirl’s mobile phone. I certainly don’t want this copy of the Sun, so I’m returning it to you.
When you create business relationships with vile organisations like News International, you have to accept that people will respond, complain, and of course go elsewhere when they’re looking for couriers and delivery companies. My eBay sales will now go through a different courier, not through Royal Mail, so that’s one long-term customer you have lost because of this.
With best wishes,
etc etc”