What stupid shit has Trump done today?

[gosub]

Donald Trump Suggests Pleading Guilty If DOJ Will 'Pay Me Some Damages,' Apparently Teeing Up Insanity Defense - Above the Law

Trump seems to think the government is in the practice of paying people to go to prison.

abovethelaw.com

 

[Cloo]

Oh please someone tell him it works that way and he should do it!

 

[two sheds]

You'd think that - if it weren't him - that would be a sort of admission of guilt.

 

[WouldBe]

Can we suggest sending him to Alcatraz?

 

[Cloo]

It would be funny if they allowed him to stay on Twitter while in prison.

'THE FOOD IS VERY, VERY BAD. THIS IS EXTREMELY UNFAIR ON YOUR FAVOURITE PRESIDENT'

 

[JimW]

It would be funny if they allowed him to stay on Twitter while in prison.

'THE FOOD IS VERY, VERY BAD. THIS IS EXTREMELY UNFAIR ON YOUR FAVOURITE PRESIDENT'

He's got the right arse for smuggling a phone in.

 

[Ax^]

has there been a riot yet

got a centralist type at work was talking about this
"don't think he was set up "
"no he signed the law that out him in this situation"

started bringing up hunter laptop said alright mate let change the topic

 

[Yossarian]

It would be funny if they allowed him to stay on TTwitter while in prison.

'THE FOOD IS VERY, VERY BAD. THIS IS EXTREMELY UNFAIR ON YOUR FAVOURITE PRESIDENT'

THE FOOD IS VERY, VERY BAD AND THE PORTIONS ARE TOO SMALL, I HAD TO PROMISE FUTURE PARDONS TO THREE PEOPLE TO GET EXTRA HAMBURGERS TODAY AND ONE OF THEM WAS A REAL BAD 'HOMBRE' - PROBABLY ALLOWED TO WALK OVER THE BORDER BY THE CORRUPT BIDEN ADMINISTRATION

 

[teqniq]

 

[WouldBe]

"Planted" by Trump?

 

[moochedit]

It would be funny if they allowed him to stay on Twitter while in prison.

Or he tweets on a smuggled iphone and gets himself solitary

 

[stavros]

Can we suggest sending him to Alcatraz?

Alcatraz is now a popular tourist attraction, so I suspect he'd appreciate the attention.

Guantanamo on the other hand...

 

[Bingoman]

Donald Trump Suggests Pleading Guilty If DOJ Will 'Pay Me Some Damages,' Apparently Teeing Up Insanity Defense - Above the Law

Trump seems to think the government is in the practice of paying people to go to prison.

abovethelaw.com

Hmm ok

 

[Tanya1982]

I always thought a con would be quite a complicated, even careful, process. Who knew you just needed to ask people for ‘donations’ and they'd rush to fill your pockets.

I loved the detail on Sky News. Unless I misheard, this man of the people - reduced to surviving on dollar donations from the poor - has been accompanied to court by his valet.

 

[WouldBe]

Alcatraz is now a popular tourist attraction, so I suspect he'd appreciate the attention.

Shame.
Isolated in a crumbling prison would be good.

 

[quiet guy]

Alcatraz is now a popular tourist attraction, so I suspect he'd appreciate the attention.

Guantanamo on the other hand...

He'd look good in an orange jumpsuit. It would match his complexion for the first week.

 

[Bingoman]

Has trump been arrested?

 

[Ax^]

aye but no handcuff as they don't have a small enough set

 

[chandlerp]

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So have I got this right? The documents Trump took to Mar-A-Lago which he claimed he had every right to do, which he absolutely had the right to keep and which he had declassified with his mind were all planted by the FBI? Damn they're good.

 

[Ax^]

the FBI it was hunter Biden all the plans are on the laptop along with his dick pictures

odd thing about the maga lot rainbows on a beer can omfg

oggoling picture of someone's son's dick oh yeah

 

[gosub]

He'd look good in an orange jumpsuit. It would match his complexion for the first week.

That's why he won't go to jail, they are afraid that they'll lose him due to his natural camouflage

 

[Raheem]

Trump appears to have seriously suggested giving Texas ranchers with land both sides of the border access to fire engines so that their cattle could get over the border wall using the ladders.

Trump wanted to put cattle on ladders over border wall, ex aide reveals

‘When it comes to Trump, the truth is always vastly more idiotic than fiction’

www.independent.co.uk

 

[WouldBe]

Trump appears to have seriously suggested giving Texas ranchers with land both sides of the border access to fire engines so that their cattle could get over the border wall using the ladders.

Trump wanted to put cattle on ladders over border wall, ex aide reveals

‘When it comes to Trump, the truth is always vastly more idiotic than fiction’

www.independent.co.uk

"The independent has reached out to Trump's office for a comment". Wibble was the response.

Cows can get up steps easily but are crap at getting down again unless tempted by boiled sweets.

 

[stavros]

"The independent has reached out to Trump's office for a comment".

Do the Lebedevs have any links to Trump?

 

[steveo87]

Trump appears to have seriously suggested giving Texas ranchers with land both sides of the border access to fire engines so that their cattle could get over the border wall using the ladders.

Trump wanted to put cattle on ladders over border wall, ex aide reveals

‘When it comes to Trump, the truth is always vastly more idiotic than fiction’

www.independent.co.uk

If it wasn't for the fact he is so dangerous, he'd be hilarious.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Why do people fall for such obvious con artists? I struggle to comprehend the psychology of somebody who hears this and actually believes it.

 

[Ax^]

 

[two sheds]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/19/trump-carroll-judge-rape/

After Donald Trump was found liable for sexually abusing and defaming E. Jean Carroll, his legal team and his defenders lodged a frequent talking point.
Despite Carroll’s claims that Trump had raped her, they noted, the jury stopped short of saying he committed that particular offense. Instead, jurors opted for a second option: sexual abuse.


“This was a rape claim, this was a rape case all along, and the jury rejected that — made other findings,” his lawyer, Joe Tacopina, said outside the courthouse.
A judge has now clarified that this is basically a legal distinction without a real-world difference. He says that what the jury found Trump did was in fact rape, as commonly understood.

Judge clarifies that Trump was actually found guilty of rape.

 

[krtek a houby]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/19/trump-carroll-judge-rape/

Judge clarifies that Trump was actually found guilty of rape.

Short of someone dropping an acme piano on the monster, he'll still probably be the next PotUS.

Frightening.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Short of someone dropping an acme piano on the monster, he'll still probably be the next PotUS.

Frightening.

His fans either don’t believe or don’t care that he raped somebody. Like they don’t believe or don’t care that he tried to overthrow democracy. When the Access Hollywood tapes were leaked in 2016 with him bragging about sexually assaulting women at will, I thought he was toast. How wrong I was. He was more or less right when he said he could shoot somebody on 5th avenue and not lose a fan.