What stupid shit has Trump done today?

[Saul Goodman]

He has no need for think tanks - he is a stable genius.

I believe he inherited the smart from uncle John.

 

[Ax^]

If mosques are now considered an essential local service, that should be great news for construction workers across America.

err wait a minute want to explain that logic

 

[agricola]

Interesting didn't cite 1st Amendment.

the Press Secretary did afterwards, albeit ludicrously

 

[DexterTCN]

And when church going people die at higher rates they’ll not blame him ...

God's will, innit.

 

[Saul Goodman]

God's will, innit.

Sinners, obvs.

 

[DexterTCN]

Sinners, obvs.

Oh no..taken home to his comforting arms.

I wonder what ratio of deaths it takes to start making you question your faith?

 

[Saul Goodman]

Oh no..taken home to his comforting arms.

If they've been a bit naughty, don't they have to spend an unspecified amount of time in somewhere like Peterborough or Huddersfield, before the big man will let them in?

 

[DexterTCN]

If they've been a bit naughty, don't they have to spend an unspecified amount of time in somewhere like Peterborough or Huddersfield, before the big man will let them in?

I don't get your cultural references, sorry. The only funny thing I know about Huddersfield was a joke about cows.

 

[Sprocket.]

If they've been a bit naughty, don't they have to spend an unspecified amount of time in somewhere like Peterborough or Huddersfield, before the big man will let them in?

Depending on which of many variants you currently follow.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Depending on which of many variants you currently follow.

I thought they had reference books for that sort of thing. I mean there's only one big fella, right, and surely he wouldn't have written a different workshop manual for each of them.
It's almost as if they just make this shit up as they go.

 

[DexterTCN]

I thought they had reference books for that sort of thing. I mean there's only one big fella, right, and surely he wouldn't have written a different workshop manual for each of them.
It's almost as if they just make this shit up as they go.

That's what I tell people about Haye's manuals.

 

[Serge Forward]

Depending on which of many variants you currently follow.

That would be an ecumenical matter.

 

[Sprocket.]

That would be an ecumenical matter.

I knew doing that Theology degree was bollocks.

 

[Humberto]

Well going to church isn't essential pandemic or otherwise. Pure salesman rhetoric.

 

[Nylock]

And when church going people die at higher rates they’ll not blame him he must be betting and is probably quite right. Looks stupid as hell but probably very calculated to keep that significant segment of his base on board.

They'll blame dems, ppl who wear masks, "liberals" and antifa. It's easier than looking in the mirror....

 

[spring-peeper]

I can't follow their logic.

Good Christians must go to church to be good Christians.
Can't you be a good Christian and watch your service over the internet?

What if a good Christian is stranded on a dessert island?
No church, but he prays and sings hymns.
Is he no longer a good Christian and must die as a sinner?

Stupid!!!!


And, yes, I know.
Trump's evangelists don't get money if people pray at home.
They need the bodies to pay their tithes.

 

[WouldBe]

What happened to God being everywhere? So why does it matter where you pray. Can't you say your prayers before bed without having to pop to the church in your PJ's?

 

[Sprocket.]

If all the Christians stayed at home to worship where would all the collection money come from?
Praise God, empty your pockets.

 

[ginger_syn]

If they've been a bit naughty, don't they have to spend an unspecified amount of time in somewhere like Peterborough or Huddersfield, before the big man will let them in?

Not any more apparently.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Not any more apparently.

Has God changed his admission prerequisites again? Did he let them all know in a Zoom chat...

 

[ginger_syn]

Either this pope or the last said something about purgatory not being a thing anymore, you'll have to google the finer points though as being an atheist i wasn't paying attention to mythology.

 

[WouldBe]

If all the Christians stayed at home to worship where would all the collection money come from?
Praise God, empty your pockets.

There must be other ways of giving to the church like direct debit or a just giving webpage or something.

 

[tim]

So sad when chums fall out!








https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1264328744682078208

 

[DaveCinzano]

Punch a celebrity. Smack them in the face. As hard as you like. And slap politicians, slap celebs, wankers and more!

Punch a politician and slap a celebrity, including George W Bush, Thatcher, Saddam, Bin Laden, Tony Blair, Bill Gates, Widdecombe, Clinton, Springer, Murdoch, Littlejohn, P Diddy, Portillo and more

www.urban75.com

Six of those are of people who are now dead.

Coincidence..?

 

[WouldBe]

Six of those are of people who are now dead.

Coincidence..?

If only it was that easy to get rid of people like that by punching a web page.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Not any more apparently.

I think they have to dance under a stick. I
wasnt paying attention in RE

 

[phillm]

So sad when chums fall out!








Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) on Twitter

or the opposite !

 

[krtek a houby]

Fear and golfing in Sterling, Virginia

Trump spends Memorial Day weekend golfing and insulting female politicians

According to the website trumpgolfcount.com, the president has spent 251 days golfing since his January 2017 inauguration, at an estimated cost to the US taxpayer of $134m. By contrast, the website says, Obama played golf 306 times during the entire eight years of his two-term presidency.

 

[spring-peeper]

Fear and golfing in Sterling, Virginia

Trump spends Memorial Day weekend golfing and insulting female politicians

According to the website trumpgolfcount.com, the president has spent 251 days golfing since his January 2017 inauguration, at an estimated cost to the US taxpayer of $134m. By contrast, the website says, Obama played golf 306 times during the entire eight years of his two-term presidency.

and Obama used public courses,

 

[two sheds]

Trump will love being fact checked by CNN

Trump accuses Twitter of interfering in election after fact-checking his tweets for first time

Twitter: 'However, fact-checkers say there is no evidence that mail-in ballots are linked to voter fraud'

www.independent.co.uk