What if the UK get no medals?
- Thread starter Orang Utan
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Not sure they are going to do better than in 1908 where they won 146 medals including 56 gold.
Johnny Canuck3
Well-Known Member
I don't like how they figure the standings. Canada has 10 medals, but is 21st overall, because most are bronze. I prefer to bulk count: that way, Canada is in 10th place, which isn't too shabby. 
Not sure I want to include an Olympics in which the City of London Police Force beat the Liverpool Police Force to take gold and silver respectively for Britain in the tug of war.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
You'll make up for your sorry tally at the next Winter Olympics of controlled sliding gamesI don't like how they figure the standings. Canada has 10 medals, but is 21st overall, because most are bronze. I prefer to bulk count: that way, Canada is in 10th place, which isn't too shabby.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
I don't like how they figure the standings. Canada has 10 medals, but is 21st overall, because most are bronze. I prefer to bulk count: that way, Canada is in 10th place, which isn't too shabby.
The Russians and Japanese are also suffering from an overabundance of silver medals giving them an unfairly low position in the table.
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
OU's not keeping this page up-to-date 
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I've been busy with house work.
What if Team GB only get thirty-four medals?
What if Team GB only get thirty-four medals?
free spirit
more tea vicar?
kin el, and a gold from Andy Murray.
it's a miracle I tell you.
absolutely destroyed Federa as well.
it's a miracle I tell you.
absolutely destroyed Federa as well.
smmudge
i know the smudge is true
Well we came 4th on the table in Beijing after Russia and they're not getting as many golds so far so it's not entirely unexpected...I'm still quite surprised with how well we're doing though! Keep expecting us to stall at some point but the medals keep coming.
Lo Siento.
Second As Farce
they're all banned for doping
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
hegley
never odd or even
silver and bronze for Smith and Whitlock.What happened?!
I'm having to sit at sister's watching weighlifting
Max Witlock pommelled out of his skin and Matt Baker nearly popped with excitement.What happened?!
I'm having to sit at sister's watching weighlifting
Berki came along and did an immense routine and Loius Smith went last, getting the exact same score as Mr Berki, but the Hungarian pommeller took gold, because of his score for execution.
Silver for Smith and bronze for Whitlock.
Matt Baker should get a gold for enthusiastic commentary.
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Max Witlock pommelled out of his skin and Matt Baker nearly popped with excitement.
Berki came along and did an immense routine and Loius Smith went last, getting the exact same score as Mr Berki, but the Hungarian pommeller took gold, because of his score for execution.
Silver for Smith and bronze for Whitlock.
Matt Baker should get a gold for enthusiastic commentary.
Just watched it online
Kristian Thomas and Tweedledum tomorrow
http://www.london2012.com/gymnastics-artistic/
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
What if Team GB get only thirty-seven medals?
Johnny Canuck3
Well-Known Member
Not to mention - your games are only half-over, so there's still time for us to raise those numbers.
I think we need to arrive at a definitive answer to OU's perfectly valid enquiries. What if the UK only got x (ie not enough?) amount of medals? WHAT THEN??!!!?!!11?
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
How many is not enough?
Just occurred to me that the Daily Mail will already be well on the case, so that's ok.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
An egg is enough
Can we pause for a moment to point at Australia and laugh?
smmudge
i know the smudge is true
No, that will be us in a couple of Olympics time.
