What are you having for breakfast?

[izz]

Hope the nausea has fucked off to where it came from existentialist .

I had more porridge, today's was with maple syrup and pecans. Think I'm addicted to porridge.

Not the worst of addictions for winter tho init ? The one I'm on with seeds in is lush.

 

[sojourner]

Not the worst of addictions for winter tho init ? The one I'm on with seeds in is lush.

It's really not. I love it sooo much. I have mixed seeds in my homemade granola, so just have crushed nuts of some kind usually with porridge. Nommmm. You feel so satisfied after eating it, eh?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Toasted sesame bagels with cheese. Half a jar of pickled onions.

 

[seeformiles]

Fried spam on toast for a retro treat

 

[friedaweed]

I got some teacakes in in Tesco this evening because it felt quite a sophisticated thing to do.

Can you put bacon on teacakes?

 

[8ball]

I had lasagne with a jacket potato and salad.

 

[danny la rouge]

I got some teacakes in in Tesco this evening because it felt quite a sophisticated thing to do.

Can you put bacon on teacakes?

Fry the tea cakes.

 

[friedaweed]

Fry the tea cakes.

Oooh that's given me an idea. Dippy egg fried tea-cakes. This would take off if I put it on that there Toktic thingy. Cheers mate

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Oooh that's given me an idea. Dippy egg fried tea-cakes. This would take off if I put it on that there Toktic thingy. Cheers mate

Or do eggy bread with the teacakes.

 

[friedaweed]

Or do eggy bread with the teacakes.

That's what I meant but there's a lot of folk on here who don't know what eggy bread is mate. There's people from the far North on these boards Mo, we must make an effort to be inclusive

 

[weltweit]

I had a breakfast related accident this morning.

I was eating a bowl of Alpen and milk fast, but I found I couldn't breathe through my nose so tried breathing through my mouth as I ate my Alpen, first I coughed and spread Alpen and milk all over the table and my phone. I continued, coughing occasionally, then I found with a mouth full of food and not being able to breathe through my nose I vomited Alpen and milk all over the floor.

Breakfast is dangerous

 

[danny la rouge]

I had a breakfast related accident this morning.

I was eating a bowl of Alpen and milk fast, but I found I couldn't breathe through my nose so tried breathing through my mouth as I ate my Alpen, first I coughed and spread Alpen and milk all over the table and my phone. I continued, coughing occasionally, then I found with a mouth full of food and not being able to breathe through my nose I vomited Alpen and milk all over the floor.

Breakfast is dangerous

Quick weltweit ! dessiato has stolen your login!

 

[weltweit]

Quick weltweit ! dessiato has stolen your login!

Does dessiato disgust himself?

 

[friedaweed]

Does dessiato disgust himself?

Na he just carries on doing sharpening his pens in the toaster.

 

[weltweit]

Na he just carries on doing sharpening his pens in the toaster.

I just need to relearn how to breathe through by dose

 

[friedaweed]

I just need to relearn how to breathe through by dose

Your problem started with the Aplen and liquid. You can still breath through your mouth with a deep fried teacake.

 

[weltweit]

Great program on BBC R4 now - National Health Stories ..

At the moment they are talking about the development of dialysis - earlier it was about the development of hip replacements.

Fascinating ..

 

[dessiato]

Quick weltweit ! dessiato has stolen your login!

That sort of thing is not uncommon here. I'm often unable to breathe properly while eating which can lead to choking. My wife is first aid trained, which is useful.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Three bananas. Chicken & veg soup.

 

[petee]

Toasted sesame bagels with cheese.

that sounds great!

Half a jar of pickled onions.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Surely you like pickled onions?

 

[8ball]

Surely you like pickled onions?

With 47 boiled eggs?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Jam tarts.

 

[8ball]

Fried egg sandwich with kimchi.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Does this even count

 

[farmerbarleymow]

That looks a bit sad bellaozzydog

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Three stem ginger biscuits. Six boiled eggs.

 

[friedaweed]

Raspberry and lemon zest muscovado muffins.

 

[sojourner]

Oh my word friedaweed , they look fit as FUCK! Recipe please!

I had porridge - oat milk, Scottish honey, crushed hazelnuts.

 

[friedaweed]

sojourner

Here you go mate.


Dry
220 grams plain flour
Teaspoon of bicarbonate
Teaspoon of baking powder
Or just use srf.
Good pinch of salt.
Teaspoon of ground cinnamon

Wet
120 butter soft
150 dark brown sugar
2 eggs
3 or 4 dollops of yogurt
Slug of milk. Like an eggcup full.
Good teaspoon of Vanilla extract

Fruit.
Punnet of raspberries
Zest of a lemon.

Sprinkles
Oats and a dusting of Peruvian icing sugar.

Method.

Put t'oven on @ 220 whatchamathingy.

Add some tunes.

In yer posh mixer beat the butter and sugar for donks until it looks likes red leb.
Add the two eggs slowly whilst still beating.
Dollop the yogurt in and the Vanilla extract.
Mix for one chorus.
Chuck the milk in.
Whack in the dry ingredients.
Make the mixer go fast as fuck until it looks like butterscotch angel delight.

Switch off mixer. Wipe down walls and fold in your berries and zest.

Spoon into those paper things.

Cooking.
Cook for 5 minutes on 220 and then turn the oven down to 175 and cook for a further 15ish minutes. Do the thing with the skewer to check they're done.

Cool on fancy wire racking and dust with icing sugar like yer Delia.

Serve hot to ensure belly ache.