Unexpected Mowing at the Coronation Site

[newme]

 

[marty21]

Quite proud of my home town, not only did they tell the Tories to fuck off yesterday at the Local Elections, they did this too.

 

[moochedit]

Please be real and not a photoshop

 

[marty21]

Please be real and not a photoshop

I think it is real, has been posted elsewhere -

Giant phallus mown into Bath's Royal Crescent days before coronation

It has left locals bemused

www.somersetlive.co.uk

 

[newme]

Please be real and not a photoshop

On further investigation it is real, but at one of the coronation sites, whereas he will be elsewhere and wont see it, boo

 

[marty21]

Maybe it could have been more central

 

[newme]

Dong live the King

 

[existentialist]

On further investigation it is real, but at one of the coronation sites, whereas he will be elsewhere and wont see it, boo

I have a feeling he'd probably appreciate the joke...

I mean, he didn't mind Spike Milligan calling him a "snivelling little bastard"

Of course, "the Court" won't be quite as chilled...

 

[moochedit]

On further investigation it is real, but at one of the coronation sites, whereas he will be elsewhere and wont see it, boo

What makes it a "coronation site" then if chucky won't be there?

 

[moochedit]

Dong live the King

Ba doom....tish...

 

[surreybrowncap]

I have a feeling he'd probably appreciate the joke...

I mean, he didn't mind Spike Milligan calling him a "snivelling little bastard"

Of course, "the Court" won't be quite as chilled...

It was actually grovelling little bastard...

 

[existentialist]

It was actually grovelling little bastard...

Ah. I stand corrected

 

[JimW]

Orbs and sceptre.

 

[existentialist]

What makes it a "coronation site" then if chucky won't be there?

I think it's going to be one of those places where they erect a Big Screen, so people can watch it.

 

[A380]

I think it's going to be one of those places where they erect a Big Screen, so people can watch it.

‘Erect’ fnar fnar.

 

[newme]

What makes it a "coronation site" then if chucky won't be there?

No idea, I had managed to make it to this morning without knowing when it was even happening.

 

[A380]

A friend of mine in the states has just sent me this in admiration. I told him this kind of stuff is one of the reasons I'm proud to be English...

 

[hitmouse]

Genuinely so grateful to the Bath mower, I reckon this story has done wonders for my mental health.

 

[not henry]

Ingenuity 100%
Applicationn 100%
Form 100%
Artistic endeavour 98.5%
Willingness to break the law 100%
All in all a very good attempt.
Overall mark 97.1%
Marks lost for lack of spunk

 

[newme]

Ingenuity 100%
Applicationn 100%
Form 100%
Artistic endeavour 98.5%
Willingness to break the law 100%
All in all a very good attempt.
Overall mark 97.1%
Marks lost for lack of spunk

Probably not there yet and aiming at the target grass in front. Some strategic mowing and flower planting could lead to a funny follow up.

 

[Riklet]

Now just needs spunking cock all over the private lawn you cant go in that those fuckers are so proud of.

 

[Elpenor]

So was this surreptitiously done by a robot mower

 

[DaveCinzano]

Marks lost for lack of spunk

The local parkie caught them breaking into the pavilion before they were able to have it away on their toes with the line marker

 

[MrSki]