I've been feeling a bit blue about our prospects, seeing as all we've signed is a 40 year old.
But hang on. If we signed two or three decent players we'd actually be really fucking good...
RB:
Corluka's solid, but
Walker looks a real prospect. Great going forward, just needs to sort his defensive positioning out a bit.
LB:
Benny is far, far better than fans of other teams give him credit for. When he makes a mistake then it tends to be glaring, but there are few LBs around with his ability with the ball at his feet and with cross-field attacking passes.
Danny Rose showed at the end of last season that he's a much better LB than he is a LM, so there's good back-up as well.
CB:
King. Nuff said. Everyone knows he's world-class when fit.
Dawson is solid as a rock. The best CB partnerships combine a tough player who's great in the air with a faster more mobile player, and that's where
Kaboul fits in. People seem to have forgotten just how good he was at the start of last season before he got injured. He was great, like the clumsy bloke who was always out of position the season before was actually just his evil twin or something.
Injuries could cause a problem though, so I'd certainly not object to
Samba.
RW:
Lennon seems to have gone backwards. Maybe he can rediscover his form though. Worrying lack of alternatives in the squad tbh. Walker may be a possibility though.
LW:
We've got
some Welsh bloke, haven't noticed him much tbh.
CM:
If we can keep
Modric, no more needs to be said about AM. And haven't we discovered a fucking jewel in
Sandro! If they carry on where they left off, I defy anyone to show me a better centre-midfield duo than that anywhere in the EPL, and of course there's also
VDV, who's an AM IMO, rather than a proper striker. That covers Modric's place if he should get injured. But unless Wilson is completely reborn, we'd be seriously weakened if anything happened to Sandro. Perhaps not though, because it's looking increasingly possible that the other DM in the squad could be
Diarra. Now wouldn't that be nice?
Striker:
Oh fuck.
But what if, what if.....
Hulk,
Leandro, Llorente, Ruiz?
Imagine Hulk and Leandro up front with that team behind them.
Crouch and
Defoe?
Three or four good signings, and we'd be fit to compete against
anyone.