Tory Leadership contest 2022

[eatmorecheese]

It's not your "natural home" if you're only there because another option isn't available, you chuntering pillock

His 'natural home' is some sort of warren.

 

[Wilf]

Oh jeez mad nad on LBC say if Sunak gets in all hell will break loose,and now calling for an Election

Maybe she'll defect to Labour?

 

[Ax^]

and keeping up repayments on the hair

Fabricunt is not trump with millions of rubes

 

[Lord Camomile]

There's a lot to unpack in his statement.



I'm the right person for the job. The party and country would be best served by me being PM, and the party members know this. But Rishi/Penny won't step aside for me and half the MPs hate me, the treacherous dogs. Whatever goes wrong from now on, I'm not in government so it won't be my fault. None of them are worthy so I'm fucked if I'm going to actually back anyone else.

At least he'll now have more time to spend with his constitu... nope... uh, his famil... nnnope...

Huh

 

[ska invita]

Nadine's up on LBC now. Again not sounding happy.

what a fucking staintion

 

[Bingoman]

Maybe she'll defect to Labour?

No no let her stay where she is

 

[ska invita]

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[killer b]

Oh lol.

 

[Ax^]

let her go on i want the tory party to rip itself apart

go team Boris

 

[littlebabyjesus]

I want Nadine Dorries on every news outlet every hour right now.

 

[Wilf]

Dorries wants an election but I'm guessing she won't resign her own seat in protest.

 

[Smangus]

I'd laugh if Johnson slept on it and changed his mind in the morning. Anything is possible it seems these days.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

With my depressed realist head on, I can see the majority of Tories tomorrow pretending Johnson never happened and crowning Sunak. Mordaunt says something magnanimous in return for the Home Office gig, and the words 'national interest' are mentioned 758 times.

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

Well, you can't argue with democracy. This sort of stuff would not be allowed in Russia.

 

[Ted Striker]

 

[ska invita]

I dont think ive ever spent so much time thinking about tories - i feel like i need a mental detox

 

[neonwilderness]

”I had 1042 backers”

 

[Ax^]

check memory for Roman, Greek Or Shakespearean figures who ran away when the found out the wind was not turning their way

 

[souljacker]

”I had 1042 backers”

Many PM's of support

 

[xenon]

Just caught up. What an absolute prick.
Recycling my FB post.

SO loads of my mates wanted me to go to the party. Yeah they did. But actually I decided it was a bit too far to go actually and anyway I've got work in the morning. I was coming back from holiday anyway yeah. My mates definitely wanted me to go though and anyway I was gonna help Rishi but as I say I had to go home early because I've got work in the morning. Thanksbye....

 

[Ax^]

 

[Lord Camomile]

Well, you can't argue with democracy. This sort of stuff would not be allowed in Russia.

They take themselves more seriously?

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Ax^]

First time Johnson has ever pulled out

he did say he was catholic in his last wedding

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[WhyLikeThis]

 

[SysOut]

Get ready for Boris 2.0, the man who will make the Tories and Britain great again

Fresher, stronger and more compassionate than before, he is the outstanding choice to lead our country through rough seas

web.archive.org

 

[Cloo]

I agree with my other half's proposition that he didn't get the 100 MPs. There's no fucking way Boris would ever 'do the right thing'.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Anyone else wondering what number he had to be talked down from, to make the lie even vaguely plausible?

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Anyone else wondering what number he had to be talked down from, to make the lie even vaguely plausible?

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