Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Yep definite oblivion for a party that 42% of the vote four months ago, still has significant capital backing and that's basically polling neck-and-neck with Labour.
Well as we all know at any one time one or other of the two main parties must be facing a total collapse they can never recover from. It was Labour about six months ago but they're looking up a bit so...