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Tory Death Spiral

hasn't got much traction overall, I wonder why?

Just seems accepted that they can piss away public money to promote their achievements and objectives. See also:

A) The unnecessary state opening of parliament (when it was obvious the government wouldn’t last) just so they could present their policy proposals with maximum attention before an election,
B) Targeted Facebook ads about regional funding for towns being presented to people living in those places, most of which happen to be marginal constituencies,
C) ‘Recruitment ads’ for 20,000 police being placed on Facebook in front of people too old to join but who they wouldn’t mind highlighting this policy at anyway (which is probably the whole point, given they could target these very accurately at the necessary age profile)
D) The £100 million ‘get ready for Brexit’ campaign which was to make the public know they were determined to deliver it rather than impart particularly useful information.

Selling themselves with your cash, dodgy as fuck.
 
‘Londonistan’ ffs. Always the mark of a cunt (although standing as a Tory candidate is also a bit of a giveaway on that front). Can’t we put all these people on an island somewhere, ideally one about to be inundated by rising sea levels?
Title of a Mel Philips book as well. Theres a waking example of how you can say some monstrous shit on r4/beeb/mainstream british political broadcasting if you have the right form of words and the right accent. But no swears before nine.
 
What have the penguins done to deserve that fate? :(
as things stand penguins have to risk life and limb walking for miles to the sea, diving into the sea and returning from the sea. experiments are being undertaken to find out whether a) the former people would supply sufficient nutrition and b) they would be palatable to the penguins. in addition to this, teams of former people will be despatched to antarctica and the south andwich islands to excavate a sewage system for the penguins and to install underground heating to help them through the savage polar winter
 
as things stand penguins have to risk life and limb walking for miles to the sea, diving into the sea and returning from the sea. experiments are being undertaken to find out whether a) the former people would supply sufficient nutrition and b) they would be palatable to the penguins. in addition to this, teams of former people will be despatched to antarctica and the south andwich islands to excavate a sewage system for the penguins and to install underground heating to help them through the savage polar winter
I see. It's all part of an experiment in improving conditions for our impoverised penguin breathren. I can get on board with that. :thumbs:
 

The 41-year-old said the Facebook posts were more than 10 years old.

Is he this guy who they backed heavily to try to cost Balls his seat in 2010?

Election results: Ed Balls foils Tory mission to 'castrate' Labour

It was an evenly-weighted vote after a vigorous, well-funded campaign by Calvert, a 31-year-old planning official, who was supported by a stream of high-profile politicians from the shadow cabinet.

Dont think he can claim that he was at a very different stage of his political life 10 years ago!
 
That bloke is a labour PPC so bit shit to see he tweeted this tbh
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