Theresa May's time is up

[Wilf]

My pure guess is that May still has the numbers, will stay in power and will probably get something like the cobbled up compromise she comes up with through on Brexit itself. Same time, rees-mogg came out with this today:
"She is a Remainer who has remained a Remainer,"
in the context of tory Brexit battles that's a bit like calling her a nonce. Ramps it up even further.

 

[Kaka Tim]

i dont think she can get any sort of brexit deal through parliament. the tory brexit rebels with vote against anything "soft" - and labour will join them. Anything "hard" will suffer the same fate - but with labour joining the tory remain rebels.

 

[Raheem]

Having said that...

Greening calls for second referendum

IMO, where we are now is that there will be a second referendum. What's mainly at stake is whether the Tories end up having to call it or whether there will be a general election first.

 

[Raheem]

This would be more your choice scummy, sorry i mean sunny

Images you should masturbate to: anything marked "images you should not masturbate to".

ETA, for clarity: I'd still observe some general standards. And do.

 

[2hats]

Boris back on manoeuvres penning content free, self adulatory pieces in the Torygraph this morning.

 

[DotCommunist]

I've known more honourable pubic lice

 

[gentlegreen]

I'm struggling to imagine Boris doing anything outside politicking .. I was once stuck with a colleague who I wouldn't have trusted shovelling sand from one pile to another ...

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm struggling to imagine Boris doing anything outside politicking .. I was once stuck with a colleague who I wouldn't have trusted shovelling sand from one pile to another ...

Gaolbird perhaps

 

[Wilf]

Boris back on manoeuvres penning content free, self adulatory pieces in the Torygraph this morning.

Couldn't get past the paywall, but got the gist with the 4 uses of 'I' in the first 2 paragraphs. He's getting close to Trump levels in his solipsism. More to the point, he's a cunt.

 

[2hats]

4 uses of 'I' in the first 2 paragraphs.

5 uses.

 

[SpookyFrank]

"She is a Remainer who has remained a Remainer,"
in the context of tory Brexit battles that's a bit like calling her a nonce. Ramps it up even further.

She got to be PM because nobody on team leave was credible enough to oppose her; they're all fruitloops, backstabbers, racist liabilities or toffee-nosed anachronisms.

But then Mogg doesn't strike me as a man burdened by an overthinking problem.

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Having said that...

Greening calls for second referendum

That was hilarious. "We should have a second referendum, and I suggest three options in order to split the Leave vote." Surely they don't expect anyone to be that stupid?

 

[billbond]

Downing Street has rejected Justine Greening's call for a fresh referendum on the UK's exit from the EU, saying it will not happen "in any circumstances".

 

[bemused]

Downing Street has rejected Justine Greening's call for a fresh referendum on the UK's exit from the EU, saying it will not happen "in any circumstances".

That's April next year then.

 

[bemused]

I'm struggling to imagine Boris doing anything outside politicking .. I was once stuck with a colleague who I wouldn't have trusted shovelling sand from one pile to another ...

He could host Love Island.

 

[gentlegreen]

Government tries to bring forward MPs' summer break amid pressure on Theresa May

 

[Artaxerxes]

Always found the summer recess a bit offensive. They may well do casework but they do that when there's no break as well.

Course ideally we'd lock them in parliament and forget to feed em.

 

[bemused]

I still find it funny none of the big names trying to push May around have the balls to actually stick the knife in her. Her defence seems to be 'if you want the job, come get it' and none of them seems to want it.

 

[Pickman's model]

I still find it funny none of the big names trying to push May around have the balls to actually stick the knife in her. Her defence seems to be 'if you want the job, come get it' and none of them seems to want it.

Well spotted

 

[Pickman's model]

Always found the summer recess a bit offensive. They may well do casework but they do that when there's no break as well.

Course ideally we'd lock them in parliament and forget to feed em.

Send them to do work of national importance on the South Atlantic canal network

 

[Lord Camomile]

Always found the summer recess a bit offensive. They may well do casework but they do that when there's no break as well.

Course ideally we'd lock them in parliament and forget to feed em.

It is kind of nuts that, at this of all times, they'd take a month or two off. Biggest single issue in a generation, arguably two years behind schedule with less than a year to go... Time for a break!

 

[DotCommunist]

well at least silly season will be less banal this year

 

[killer b]

well at least silly season will be less banal this year

no Labour leadership fistfight this year, got to be the tories turn.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Send them to do work of national importance on the South Atlantic canal network

Panama cost in the region of 10k lives to build-I don’t think we have 10k of people worthy enough to be involved this Stakhanovite project

 

[Pickman's model]

Panama cost in the region of 10k lives to build-I don’t think we have 10k of people worthy enough to be involved this Stakhanovite project

the former people will redeem themselves through toil

 

[Sue]

the former people will redeem themselves through toil

Your faith in their manual labouring skills is touching. (((Pickman's model)))

 

[Pickman's model]

Your faith in their manual labouring skills is touching. (((Pickman's model)))

I have no faith in their manual labouring skills but when they shuffle off this mortal coil they will be able to say, hand on heart, that they did a day's work in their lives

 

[Artaxerxes]

no Labour leadership fistfight this year, got to be the tories turn.

I wouldn't rule it out.

 

[Poi E]

hand on heart

Well, scout's honour.