Theresa May's time is up

[Wilf]

It was meant as a secret signal to fellow travellers but now "Red Tess" may be forced to take her own life in the traditional Trotsky style to avoid arrest and incarceration

Biography, working title: The Cornfield and the Icepick.

 

[not-bono-ever]

from the express

 

[Wilf]

Daily Mail: 'Did This Mind Control Bracelet Transmit Commie Ideas From Red Ed's Dead Dad?'

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

"It shows she’s human,” Leader of the House of Commons Andrea Leadsom said

Giving 2 shits about disabled people driven to suicide by austerity would show she's human.

 

[malatesta32]

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i just watched the frida film with selma hayek in. very good indeed. but lots of boozin' and sexin' and smokin' tabs etc.

 

[Smangus]

I was hoping she was literally choking on her own words. Never mind, better luck next time.

 

[malatesta32]

 

[Wilf]

The post speech musical entertainment:

 

[Pickman's model]

from the express

she refused to take her cyanide pill

 

[Pickman's model]

Biography, working title: The Cornfield and the Icepick.

as i ucked up one autumn morn

 

[Wilf]

she refused to take her cyanide pill

Caplets are much easier to swallow.

 

[mojo pixy]

Cough it up, it might be the answer to the problem of capitalism!

 

[Poi E]

"It shows she’s human,” Leader of the House of Commons Andrea Leadsom said

That is hilarious. Defending her and getting the knife in.

 

[Wilf]

That is hilarious. Defending her and getting the knife in.

All the stuff about not having children was presumably a rebuke to Leadsom?

 

[BemusedbyLife]

The sharks are circling, they've smelt blood

 

[Pickman's model]

The sharks are circling, they've smelt blood

it's all up for may as an raf transport is on standby to take her to the river plate

 

[Teaboy]

The sharks are circling, they've smelt blood

There's no blood left, she just bled out completely on stage.

 

[DotCommunist]

nanobot ichor. Green cos its adapted from hemocyanin

 

[Poi E]

I saw shots of her motley crew in the audience. All looking like they loathed each other. Michael Fallon's even lost his smugness, the odious cunt.

 

[binka]

Do any Tories other than Johnson actually want the job at the moment? I guess Gove would go for it too - Gove vs Johnson leadership contest would be entertaining at least

 

[Pickman's model]

I saw shots of her motley crew in the audience. All looking like they loathed each other. Michael Fallon's even lost his smugness, the odious cunt.

you'll never guess what else he'll lose, when he's digging the south georgia canals.

 

[Pickman's model]

Do any Tories other than Johnson actually want the job at the moment? I guess Gove would go for it too - Gove vs Johnson leadership contest would be entertaining at least

if johnson's got any sense he'll want to be the leader after next

 

[Poi E]

He'd better learn to speak Spanish.

 

[Pickman's model]

He'd better learn to speak Spanish.

he'd better learn this lovely song



it'll keep him in time with the other south georgia diggers

 

[DotCommunist]

Do any Tories other than Johnson actually want the job at the moment? I guess Gove would go for it too - Gove vs Johnson leadership contest would be entertaining at least

if johnson gets the iron throne corbyn loses at least 78% of the cheeky nandos vote

 

[Sue]

I saw shots of her motley crew in the audience. All looking like they loathed each other. Michael Fallon's even lost his smugness, the odious cunt.

 

[Poi E]

..

 

[Silas Loom]

Medical grounds are about as face-saving a rationale for stepping down as a PM might wish. The EU27 would look very churlish if they refused to agree a negotiation extension in those circumstances.

 

[gosub]

8/10 rostrum didn't catch fire.

 

[phillm]

Man Of The Hour.

"Boris made me do it! He's left me in the lurch"

The man who ruined Theresa May's landmark speech has been arrested

One for Jezzas first honours when he is PM.