the sir jimmy savile obe thread

[Favelado]

I've heard the Queen is a poodlephile

You're thinking of Brian May.

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

You're thinking of Brian May.

don't blame the victim it was her who got him round for a "special performance".

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I've heard the Queen is a poodlephile

Not corgi?

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

Not corgi?

I believe she is on the corgi register




sorry

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I believe she is on the corgi register




sorry

There is now no Corgi register.

 

[Wilf]

Variety Club of Great Britain.... Minibus dash for freedom.

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

There is now no Corgi register.

bastards so anyone could come round to check my leaky corgi and give them a quick tickle and there would be nothing I could do to find out...

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

bastards so anyone could come round to check my leaky corgi and give them a quick tickle and there would be nothing I could do to find out...

Gas Safe

That doesn't mean they can't be pervs though, just means they're qualified to deal with your gas

 

[DaveCinzano]

Yeah, but Danny was the tunnel man what what

King - Danny was the Tunnel King.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

King - Danny was the Tunnel King.

The Tunnel King who happened to be a man

and Polish

 

[Pickman's model]

for fuck's sake.

this is a thread about SIR JIMMY SAVILE OBE KCSG, nonce to the rich and famous.

not a thread for war film pedants.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

for fuck's sake.

this is a thread about SIR JIMMY SAVILE OBE KCSG, nonce to the rich and famous.

not a thread for war film pedants.

YOU started it

 

[elbows]

Its not like he even enjoyed being in the tunnel very much.

 

[Pickman's model]

YOU started it

yes, i started the thread.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

yes, i started the thread.

You started the war references

 

[Pickman's model]

You started the war references

doesn't mean you've all got to follow me. i suppose if i jumped off a bridge you'd all follow me into the water.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

doesn't mean you've all got to follow me. i suppose if i jumped off a bridge you'd all follow me into the water.

I'd follow you anywhere

Anyway, for posterity

A surplus bundeswehr truck has been booked to collect the escapees and take them to a nice field for a stroll before taking them to prison​

 

[Pickman's model]

I'd follow you anywhere

you'll regret those words one day

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

you'll regret those words one day

Already do

 

[Pickman's model]

Already do

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

 

[weltweit]

for fuck's sake.

this is a thread about SIR JIMMY SAVILE OBE KCSG, nonce to the rich and famous.

Says he all innocent like, not having ever led a thread astray himself before Oh no not me Milud !!

 

[Pickman's model]

Says he all innocent like, not having ever led a thread astray himself before Oh no not me Milud !!

it's go back to talking about sir jummy savile obe scsg, nonce to the rich and famous, or get bored to tears by taffboy.

your choice.

 

[Frances Lengel]

doesn't mean you've all got to follow me. i suppose if i jumped off a bridge you'd all follow me into the water.

Not if it was a motorway bridge.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Soon there'll be other household names to talk about

Wonder how many threads each one will get?

 

[Pickman's model]

Not if it was a motorway bridge.

haven't you been on a motorway as it goes over a river? didn't you notice the bridge?

 

[framed]

Gas Safe

That doesn't mean they can't be pervs though, just means they're qualified to deal with your gas

That's gotta be a euphemism... "Don't worry madam, I am qualified to deal with your gas.. arf arf!"

 

[Frances Lengel]

haven't you been on a motorway as it goes over a river? didn't you notice the bridge?

I meant a footbridge over a motorway. You twat

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

That's gotta be a euphemism... arf arf

Never liked him either

 

[Pickman's model]

I meant a footbridge over a motorway. You twat

i wouldn't want to hold people up because of my leading a lemming team of urbanites so i wouldn't jump off one of those.