The Michael Gove File

[ruffneck23]

Revealed: Michael Gove’s sexist jibes, racist jokes and homophobic slurs

Exclusive: Chancellor of the duchy of Lancaster made the comments in Cambridge Union debates in the late 1980s and early 1990s

www.independent.co.uk

 

[two sheds]

Future interviews should start off with "and are you still a racist, homophobic cunt?"

 

[eatmorecheese]

Revealed: Michael Gove’s sexist jibes, racist jokes and homophobic slurs

Exclusive: Chancellor of the duchy of Lancaster made the comments in Cambridge Union debates in the late 1980s and early 1990s

www.independent.co.uk

A lovely person. Just goes to show that being a sneery edgelord can take you places in the UK.

And then I think of Darren Grimes and twats like that and I'm glad I'll most likely be dead in thirty years time.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Future interviews should start off with "and are you still a racist, homophobic cunt?"

I think basic etiquette demands that be phrased as "and when did you stop being a racist, homophobic cunt?"

 

[Serene]

Part of one of Goves speeches.

" We are at last approaching a new Empire. An Empire where the happy South stamps over the cruel, dirty, toothless face of the Northerner. At last Mrs Thatcher is saying " I dont give a fig what half of the population says because the richer half will keep me in power. This may be amoral, this may be immoral, but its politics and its pragmatism. "

 

[existentialist]

Part of one of Goves speeches.

" We are at last approaching a new Empire. An Empire where the happy South stamps over the cruel, dirty, toothless face of the Northerner. At last Mrs Thatcher is saying " I dont give a fig what half of the population says because the richer half will keep me in power. This may be amoral, this may be immoral, but its politics and its pragmatism. "

I'm never quite sure when your quotes aren't 100% original

 

[Serene]

I'm never quite sure when your quotes aren't 100% original

This ones real!! I will get a link for it.

Revealed: Michael Gove’s sexist jibes, racist jokes and homophobic slurs

Actually I noticed that its the same link as above, so below.

 

[two sheds]

"cruel, dirty, toothless face of the Northerner" should be in the tories next election ads.

 

[Serene]

Gove compared the British Crusades to the Salvation Army. He said that they were primarily an outreach group rather like the Salvation Army which delivered imroving leaflets to the middle east and created the superb reputation that we have in the area to this day.

 

[Serene]

Has anyone got that video of him in Parliament where he freezes in time while all around carries on, and than starts swaying?

 

[Serene]

This is the video of Goblin-Gove acting very oddly in Parliament during a Corbyn speech.

 

[Serene]

Goblin-Gove said " Young people can buy houses if they dont go out drinking. "

 

[tim]

Ah… Gove’s TV career: didn’t he also appear with Baddiel & Newman in the late 1980s / early 1990s, or am I experiencing rave-related false memory syndrome ?

He appeared with Christopher Lee, Robert Hardy, Edward Fox and Brian Cant.




Presumably, Sarah Vine has more of Michael's juvenilia stashed away ready for release at the appropriate moment.

 

[eatmorecheese]

I've been 'processing' those Gove debating speech recordings mentally, because they absolutely trigger me.

I think I know why I want to cave his stupid little head in. Not that I'd advocate violence, of course.

I was in a public school sixth form in the years he made these debate contributions. Completely matches the attitudes of a lot of my juvenile, privileged and bone-headed contemporaries around race, sexuality, sexism, classism etc. All a game, all a laugh.

This cunt could never aspire to be Pob. Pob was an innocent. Pob has ten times the soul of this oily shit-rag. Nasty cunt.

Thank you for tolerating this bit of venting after a shit day

 

[Raheem]

Liked for the heartfelt Pob rehabilitation.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Liked for the heartfelt Pob rehabilitation.

Exactly. For far too long, (etc)

 

[not-bono-ever]

He is the haunted Jack-in-the-Box of politics

 

[scalyboy]

He appeared with Christopher Lee, Robert Hardy, Edward Fox and Brian Cant.




Presumably, Sarah Vine has more of Michael's juvenilia stashed away ready for release at the appropriate moment.

Bloody hell! Balls n Gove!!

 

[Serene]

What time does Gove go out night clubbing on a Sunday?

 

[Raheem]

What time does Gove go out night clubbing on a Sunday?

You mean, surely, what time does he go out on a Friday and what time does he get back on a Tuesday?

 

[not a trot]

You mean, surely, what time does he go out on a Friday and what time does he get back on a Tuesday?

Is that why people keep saying to him CU next Tuesday.

 

[Serene]

What does CU stand for?

 

[Ming]

What does CU stand for?

It’s an acronym for cunt.

 

[DaveCinzano]

It’s an acronym for cunt.

(((((Russ Abbott))))

 

[Ming]

(((((Russ Abbott))))

The last serious band I was in had a song with that title. 'See You Next Tuesday (Yah Cunt)'. Great chorus. Well I say it was a serious band..

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bumble update

Michael Gove has been spotted on Bumble in Manchester

Goodbye sleep paralysis demon, hello to Michael Gove’s dating profile every time I close my eyesPitch most women a six-foot...

www.joe.co.uk

 

[Badgers]

Seen a few people asking this question

 

[Serene]

Seen a few people asking this question

It says Hmm... this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
I saw Goblin Gove at the Garden Centre yesterday. He was in the third row of Gnomes near the Wheelbarrows and Chimney Pots.

 

[Badgers]

It says Hmm... this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
I saw Goblin Gove at the Garden Centre yesterday. He was in the third row of Gnomes near the Wheelbarrows and Chimney Pots.

 

[stavros]

Bumble update

Michael Gove has been spotted on Bumble in Manchester

Goodbye sleep paralysis demon, hello to Michael Gove’s dating profile every time I close my eyesPitch most women a six-foot...

www.joe.co.uk

Doesn't he live in Camberley?