The Michael Gove File

[Sue]

I'd be well up for it - who wouldn't? It would be fascinating

Me. He makes my flesh crawl and it would be surely worse irl. And imagine if someone saw you.

 

[Orang Utan]

Me. He makes my flesh crawl and it would be surely worse irl. And imagine if someone saw you.

for me too, but why would you piss up a chance to be bought dinner by that worm, find out some choice gossip, have some stories to dine out on, and call him a cunt right after he paid the bill?
why would it matter if you were seen?

 

[DaveCinzano]

call him a cunt right after he paid the bill

I don't know, the vibe I get off the Polo-nostriled vermin is that you could repeatedly call him a cunt throughout the meal and the only effect it would have would be to fire up the blood pump in his dick to Turbo.

 

[Sue]

for me too, but why would you piss up a chance to be bought dinner by that worm, find out some choice gossip, have some stories to dine out on, and call him a cunt right after he paid the bill?
why would it matter if you were seen?

I'd never let a man pay for dinner on a first date. I find it a strange concept tbh.

The sheer embarrassment obvs. Shudder.

 

[Orang Utan]

I don't know, the vibe I get off the Polo-nostriled vermin is that you could repeatedly call him a cunt throughout the meal and the only effect it would have would be to fire up the blood pump in his dick to Turbo.

i reckon i could at least score some quality drugs off him

 

[Orang Utan]

I'd never let a man pay for dinner on a first date. I find it a strange concept tbh.

The sheer embarrassment obvs. Shudder.

I would.

Why would it be embarrassing?

 

[Sue]

I would.

Why would it be embarrassing?

Why would being seen on a date with Michael Gove be embarrassing?

 

[Orang Utan]

Why would being seen on a date with Michael Gove be embarrassing?

i don't know, but it wouldn't cos you'd tell those who mattered all about it anyway

 

[Yossarian]

I would definitely expect Gove to be paying the bill, but that's because I would order the most expensive thing on the menu, sneak out of the restaurant before it arrived, and block his number.

 

[two sheds]

I would definitely expect Gove to be paying the bill, but that's because I would order the most expensive thing on the menu, sneak out of the restaurant before it arrived, and block his number.

That's probably what he'd do tbf.

 

[Orang Utan]

one could always nudge him towards killing himself with chemsex, but that would require a huge sacrifice that not even i would be prepared to make

 

[MickiQ]

It would be a race to see who could bunk off first, bit like 2 boxers both paid to throw the fight going down in the first round.

 

[Orang Utan]

It would be a race to see who could bunk off first, bit like 2 boxers both paid to throw the fight going down in the first round.

permanent boxers’ cuddle

 

[BigMoaner]

Weren't him and Cameron and all that shower involved in the early acid house scene?

 

[elbows]

I never thought I'd say this, by I think Michael Gove is wasted in politics.

But does that mean you are unfamiliar with his earlier tv 'career'?



As the description of that youtube video says...

"Ever wonder what Michael Gove did before he fucked up the UK? That's right, he fucked up TV.

Marvel at the haunted bag of mince doing telly."

 

[Orang Utan]

Weren't him and Cameron and all that shower involved in the early acid house scene?

there’s a very blurry clip of some orbital rave in the late 80s which is purported to show Cameron having some fun, but it doesn’t really look like him

 

[Orang Utan]

But does that mean you are unfamiliar with his earlier tv 'career'?



As the description of that youtube video says...

"Ever wonder what Michael Gove did before he fucked up the UK? That's right, he fucked up TV.

Marvel at the haunted bag of mince doing telly."

don’t forget he had his own show every morning in the mid 80s

 

[BigMoaner]

As a recently divorced oh boy could I relate to that clip. The sudden freedom. The not really knowing what youre doing but just trying to adjust and the sense of overwhelming freedom. He's a cockwomble but I knew what was going on when I saw that clip!

 

[Orang Utan]

As a recently divorced oh boy could I relate to that clip. The sudden freedom. The not really knowing what youre doing but just trying to adjust and the sense of overwhelming freedom. He's a cockwomble but I knew what was going on when I saw that clip!

 

[BigMoaner]

Me when it's my half of the week without the nippers. Really not far off. Lol

 

[Orang Utan]

Me when it's my half of the week without the nippers. Really not far off. Lol

phew, after i posted it, i was worried you might think i was being a dick

 

[DaveCinzano]

But does that mean you are unfamiliar with his earlier tv 'career'?



As the description of that youtube video says...

"Ever wonder what Michael Gove did before he fucked up the UK? That's right, he fucked up TV.

Marvel at the haunted bag of mince doing telly."

You all may find nigh thirty years on these clips moderately amusing, but for me I feel personally invested in seeing the shit-sack's career and all he ever held dear ripped from his sweaty little soft hands and pushed through a wood-chipper, because I watched A Stab In The Dark when it was actually on

 

[elbows]

I think I might have seen it at least once when it was on. I like to think I wouldnt have put myself through the suffering of watching the whole series but my memory doesnt seem too clear as to how much of it I actually saw at the time.

I do remember Gove featuring in some program that in the buildup to the Iraq war which was presented as some kind of mock debate or court case as to the merits of war, and he was enthusiastically representing the bullshitters and their 'weapons of mass destruction ready within 45 minutes' propaganda. I think it went down the memory hole, and for that reason I wouldnt mind seeing it again.

 

[not a trot]

Surrey Heath council, which is part of Goves constituency, has announced it will no longer be collecting green waste until next year. The reason given, shortage of drivers.

 

[scalyboy]

But does that mean you are unfamiliar with his earlier tv 'career'?



As the description of that youtube video says...

"Ever wonder what Michael Gove did before he fucked up the UK? That's right, he fucked up TV.

Marvel at the haunted bag of mince doing telly."

Ah… Gove’s TV career: didn’t he also appear with Baddiel & Newman in the late 1980s / early 1990s, or am I experiencing rave-related false memory syndrome ?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Ah… Gove’s TV career: didn’t he also appear with Baddiel & Newman in the late 1980s / early 1990s, or am I experiencing rave-related false memory syndrome ?

No, he appeared with Baddiel and Tracey MacLeod (The Late Show, GLR) in A Stab in The Dark (the show in that YouTube link).

 

[brogdale]

Just cranked up the system and grooving around the room to Pete Heller's 'Big Love' and Mrs fells me with the killer blow..." you dance like Gove"!

That's wrecked the party atmosphere.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Just cranked up the system and grooving around the room to Pete Heller's 'Big Love' and Mrs fells me with the killer blow..." you dance like Gove"!

That's wrecked the party atmosphere.

With a heavy heart etc

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[teqniq]

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[Dogsauce]

i reckon i could at least score some quality drugs off him

Take him in the bogs and offer him a small bag of ant powder to snort. See how that goes...