The Michael Gove File

[spanglechick]

Has a beard...

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Was about to post usual stuff about looking like a right wrong'un...and then realised, to my horror, that he doesn't look a million miles away from myself ....on a bad day, obvs.

Omg, he looks much less weird with a beard. I mean, obv still a vile human being, but he doesn't look like an aardman animation character any more. What kind of fucking idiot chooses to look like pob?

 

[spanglechick]

Might it be a diktat from Tory spin doctors?

Are there any recent Tories with beards? I can only think of Labour MPs...

 

[Pickman's model]

Might it be a diktat from Tory spin doctors?

Are there any recent Tories with beards? I can only think of Labour MPs...

stephen crabbe

or is that just a dirty face?

 

[two sheds]

Might it be a diktat from Tory spin doctors?

Are there any recent Tories with beards? I can only think of Labour MPs...

You're right it ruins the Pob effect

We'll have to wait for a picture with his legs planted wide apart now.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Might it be a diktat from Tory spin doctors?

Are there any recent Tories with beards? I can only think of Labour MPs...

Theresa May's CoS Nick Timothy has gone for full Mr Baxter

Nick Timothy - Google Search

 

[Orang Utan]

Has a beard...

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Was about to post usual stuff about looking like a right wrong'un...and then realised, to my horror, that he doesn't look a million miles away from myself ....on a bad day, obvs.

 

[Orang Utan]

Omg, he looks much less weird with a beard. I mean, obv still a vile human being, but he doesn't look like an aardman animation character any more. What kind of fucking idiot chooses to look like pob?

he looks like he's woken up after a massive bender and is horrified at what he has done, yet he doesn't yet know exactly what he's done. He's gonna have to call Boris, but he's worried that Boris won't speak to him cos he thinks he might have done something to piss him off. God knows what though. Fuck it, best go back to bed.

 

[DaveCinzano]

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Enough about Beppe Di Marco, we're talking about Gove

 

[catinthehat]

Might it be a diktat from Tory spin doctors?

Are there any recent Tories with beards? I can only think of Labour MPs...

Facial hair or convenient wives?

 

[Pickman's model]

Facial hair or convenient wives?

either suits this thread

 

[DotCommunist]

is that bits of ginger in his beard?

 

[Libertad]

is that bits of ginger in his beard?

Quite possibly, damn I loved that cat.

 

[Sprocket.]

Has a beard...

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Was about to post usual stuff about looking like a right wrong'un...and then realised, to my horror, that he doesn't look a million miles away from myself ....on a bad day, obvs.

He has the look of a man marooned, I wonder if his only companion these days is called Wilson?

 

[DotCommunist]

He has the look of a man marooned, I wonder if his only companion these days is called Wilson?

Harold Wilson. He's lost it and worships the ghost of a former Labour leader

 

[stavros]

He looks like he might've put on weight in the beard photo.

 

[brogdale]

He looks like he might've put on weight in the beard photo.

Bishops Finger does it.

 

[DaveCinzano]

He looks like he might've put on weight in the beard photo.

He's having a Toblerone breakdown

 

[stavros]

He's having a Toblerone breakdown

What, driving to Dundee in his bare feet? Being clinically fed-up?

 

[binka]

Needless to say, he had the last laugh

 

[stavros]

Camberley town centre was pedestrianised long before he was elected.

 

[Dogsauce]

stephen crabbe

or is that just a dirty face?

Crabb's beard really looks like the furry surround of an artificial vagina that was in a catalogue of sex toys that appeared in a shared house I used to live in - I think it was called the 'Honey Pot'. It's lodged in my memory because in the catalogue picture a few of the bristles appeared to have loosened and become stuck to the surrounding plastic with *something*.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

a catalogue of sex toys that appeared in a shared house I used to live in

'Appeared' - just out of nowhere, right?

 

[brogdale]

Dirty bastard.

 

[DotCommunist]

gets locked in a toilet. Flies constantly undone. Gove is quite clearly a chronic masturbator

 

[Orang Utan]

gets locked in a toilet. Flies constantly undone. Gove is quite clearly a chronic masturbator

he also has form for hiding in toilets.

 

[Orang Utan]

here he is, slipping in some spunk:

 

[DotCommunist]

he also has form for hiding in toilets.

and to think a tory government let him near kids. Still, Leon Brittan got to be hom/sec so its clearly an endemic problem within the party

 

[teqniq]

Impossible to see photo of Michael Gove and not say 'Twat' research proves - The Rochdale Herald

 

[ViolentPanda]

Impossible to see photo of Michael Gove and not say 'Twat' research proves - The Rochdale Herald

 

[brogdale]

Tweet of the week...if only for the pic!