The Matt Hancock File

[Dogsauce]

Too soon, not messy enough. Could have done with a few more days of waving pitchforks.

 

[Ax^]

aye Argonia i was talking about Spanner and the other twat

 

[elbows]

Where even is he that’s not a hedge in his family homes back garden is it. Has he gone to a conifer forest in his pyjamas to reflect on the meaning of it all?

Maybe its outdoors because its designed to be juxtaposed against Cummings Rose Garden 'clinging onto job despite breaking the rules' approach.

 

[neonwilderness]

Haha his twitter video is excellent. That doesn’t look to me like a man who made a decision he looks completely pushed not jumped.

 

[Espresso]

Dido Harding could serve as Health Secretary from the Lords

She's up for the job of running the NHS when Simon Stevens stands down next month.
And we all know how good she is.

 

[Smangus]

I can vote now.

 

[Argonia]

THEY ARE FINALLY FUCKING COLLAPSING!!! BUZZING!!!

 

[maomao]

I thought it would drag in for at least a few more days of awkward humiliation. I hope his wife and kids throw him out.

 

[Calamity1971]

I thought it would drag in for at least a few more days of awkward humiliation. I hope his wife and kids throw him out.

And take him to the cleaners.

 

[Steel Icarus]

cunt

"We owe it to people who have sacrificed so much in this pandemic to be honest when we have let them down as I have done by breaching the guidelines"

Honest, nah. Getting caught and having to quit isn't honest. They really don't know the meaning of the word.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I thought it would drag in for at least a few more days of awkward humiliation. I hope his wife and kids throw him out.

He's already told them he's leaving

 

[two sheds]

"We owe it to people who have sacrificed so much in this pandemic to be honest when we have let them down as I have done by breaching the guidelines"

Honest, nah. Getting caught and having to quit isn't honest. They really don't know the meaning of the word.

yes 'honest' struck me too. So honest he peeped out of the door to see if anyone was looking.

 

[Steel Icarus]

No apology. "Got to resign" i.e. got caught

 

[philosophical]

Boris Johnson considered the matter closed.
He has to find another one now…probably be the fragrant Mark Francois.

 

[glitch hiker]

He's gone!

128 thousand dead +1 Tory marriage and career.

None of this is funny, tbh, a sign of utter governmental chaos - a health secretary compromising himself during a fucking pandemic!

 

[elbows]

 

[Argonia]

That's first class

 

[glitch hiker]

THEY ARE FINALLY FUCKING COLLAPSING!!! BUZZING!!!

I admire your dub related enthusiasm

 

[glitch hiker]

It's going to be fucking Gove isn't it

 

[Spandex]

For months, every question Hancock has been asked about contracts and nepotism seems to have been met with the response Now Is Not The Time, Too Busy Saving Lives. Now he isn't going to be so busy saving lives, perhaps it is the time to ask about contracts and nepotism again.

 

[belboid]

It's going to be fucking Gove isn't it

Why would he accept the demotion?

 

[Lord Camomile]

For months, every question Hancock has been asked about contracts and nepotism seems to have been met with the response Now Is Not The Time, Too Busy Saving Lives. Now he isn't going to be so busy saving lives, perhaps it is the time to ask about contracts and nepotism again.

"thank everyone for respecting our privacy at this difficult time"

 

[Ax^]

He's gone!

128 thousand dead +1 Tory marriage and career.

None of this is funny, tbh, a sign of utter governmental chaos - a health secretary compromising himself during a fucking pandemic!

don;t worry they can install some other piece of shit and say its a new dawn on july the 19th with "Freedom Day"

go back to bed and praise your Tory Overlords

 

[chilango]

He'll go on to some other cushy well paid job.

 

[Ax^]

still got money ticking in from his sisters firm after all

 

[JimW]

Spend more time with someone else's family.

 

[platinumsage]

It's going to be fucking Gove isn't it

My money is on Chris Grayling.

 

[cupid_stunt]

My money is on Chris Grayling.

Oh, please God, no!

The vaccine minister, Nadim Zahawi, would be a good choice, but I guess it would be too bigger jump to go from a junior minister to a most senior minster position,

 

[Steel Icarus]

Oh, please God, no!

The vaccine minister, Nadim Zahawi, would be a good choice

No
No
No

 

[fucthest8]

It's going to be fucking Gove isn't it

Wait, who is "It" in this sentence?