The Matt Hancock File

[two sheds]

cunt

 

[Petcha]

Cometh the hour...

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I think not... surely it'll be

 

[Ax^]

oh fuck me Patel as Health Sec


they be opening Gas chamber to deal with smokers and fat people

 

[Argonia]

They;'re collapsing at an exponential rate. It's glorious.

 

[strung out]

Interesting to see him take a leaf out of Wales' book and quit halfway through the football.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[magneze]

Zahawi perhaps?

 

[DaveCinzano]

I need be with my children. Pfffttttttttt.

Fucked that one up, chief

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Will Hancock be Health Secretary on 19th July​

• Yes​

  Votes: 47 63.5%

• No​

  Votes: 27 36.5%
• 
  
  
  
• Political nous...

 

[brogdale]

Really wouldn't piss on him if he was set on fire.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Huh, genuinely a bit surprised, particularly the speed.

Alas, he won't suffer, and the new cunt will be just the same as the old cunt.

 

[blairsh]

Unashamed CUNT!

 

[spitfire]

Will Hancock be Health Secretary on 19th July​

• Yes​

  Votes: 47 63.5%

• No​

  Votes: 27 36.5%
• 
  
  
  
• Political nous...

At least one of the Nos was posted after the news broke.

 

[bimble]

Haha his twitter video is excellent. That doesn’t look to me like a man who made a decision he looks completely pushed not jumped.

 

[Calamity1971]

No Vicks vapour rub under the eyes this time?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Hancock's last hour!

I said it, I said it first.

 

[platinumsage]

Dido Harding could serve as Health Secretary from the Lords

 

[Lord Camomile]

Haha his twitter video is excellent. That doesn’t look to me like a man who made a decision he looks completely pushed not jumped.

I wonder just how much of the letter was already written before he was handed it to sign

 

[Argonia]

Dido Harding could serve as Health Secretary from the Lords

Dido's too busy reading "Dido and Aeneas" in Latin

 

[bimble]

Where even is he that’s not a hedge in his family homes back garden is it. Has he gone to a conifer forest in his pyjamas to reflect on the meaning of it all?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Just realised, did it while everyone is watching the Wales game

 

[magneze]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Just realised, did it while everyone is watching the Wales game

I think you mean, 'hardly anyone'.

 

[two sheds]

everyone important

 

[not-bono-ever]

So what else was in the pipeline for release tomorrow ? Obviously there’s more incoming

 

[Ax^]

where is the 2 daft fuckers watching GB news

we need their view point

 

[not-bono-ever]

Or was until the gutter papers had a chat with the PM

 

[Ax^]

the gutter papers having a chat with Boris about Hancock


Boris "fucking Amateur"

 

[hash tag]

Hancock's last hour!

I said it, I said it first.

Should that be half hour

Of infamy

 

[Argonia]

where is the 2 daft fuckers watching GB news

we need their view point

The advertisers have been pulling out and I think Andrew Neill is departing on holiday. It's slipping into history like Myspace and News of the World