The Matt Hancock File

[magneze]

It's clearly going to be someone shit.

 

[StoneRoad]

Well, one cunt down, having been caught with his mitts on the arse of someone else's wife ...

So, who gets the poisoned chalice of dealing with the third wave ? [corrected spelling]

Please, bojo, not Gove. he's even less competent than matt the hand

 

[cupid_stunt]

No
No
No

Oh, come on, he would be fucking better than Grayling or Patel, and properly than that slim-ball, Gove, too.

 

[BillRiver]

It's clearly going to be someone shit.

Well it will be a Tory so...

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

still got money ticking in from his sisters firm after all

That’s a vicious slur, Handjob is also a director of the firm that was gifted money from his department...

 

[Steel Icarus]

Oh, come on, he would be fucking better than Grayling or Patel, and properly than that slim-ball, Gove, too.

He's a cunt.

 

[DJWrongspeed]

He’s gone. Come all ye who voted he won’t resign?????

 

[cupid_stunt]

He's a cunt.

They all are, but one of them will get the job.

 

[Ax^]

He’s gone. Come all ye who voted he won’t resign?????

Boris got into a fight and smashed up his G/F flat before he was made PM

who he started a relationship with whilst he wife was going thru cancer treatment

why are you surprised people did not think this would finish hancock


the only reason he is gone after leaked footage is a bigger wanker wants his job and the credit for freedom day

 

[tim]

It's clearly going to be someone shit.

Cometh the turd, cometh the skid mark.

 

[quiet guy]

It's clearly going to be someone shit.

It doesn't really narrow it down with this bunch of fuckwits

 

[platinumsage]

Announcement imminent perhaps:

 

[magneze]

Elves?

 

[Calamity1971]

Sajid javid tipped to be new useless prick

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sajid javid tipped to be new useless prick

Are you watching Sky News?

 

[platinumsage]

The vaccine minister, Nadim Zahawi, would be a good choice, but I guess it would be too bigger jump to go from a junior minister to a most senior minster position,

Who else even knows what a vaccine actually is? It has to be him I reckon.

 

[Calamity1971]

Are you watching Sky News?

Yep

 

[Artaxerxes]

It's clearly going to be someone shit.

This is such a Delphic prophecy

 

[Ax^]

has anyone on the right complained about Hancock being cancelled for cheating on his missus

 

[Epona]

Well, one cunt down, having been caught with his mitts on the arse of someone else's wife ...

So, who gets the polisioned chalice of dealing with the third wave ?

Please, bojo, not Gove. he's even less competent than matt the hand

C'mon mate, it's 2021 - the issue should not be about who the woman in question "belongs" to.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Well, one cunt down, having been caught with his mitts on the arse of someone else's wife ...

So, who gets the polisioned chalice of dealing with the third wave ?

Please, bojo, not Gove. he's even less competent than matt the hand

Wot Epona said about the first bit here.

Your second bit isn't true. Gove is competent. He's an evil cunt, but a competent evil cunt. And appeals to Johnson are a bit odd here. He really is an incompetent cunt.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sajid javid tipped to be new useless prick

It's confirmed.

 

[Calamity1971]

Javid confirmed new health sec.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Can't help feeling that Hancock has dodged a bullet.

 

[brogdale]

Can't help feeling that Hancock has dodged a bullet.

Where are the Brigate Rosse when you need them?

 

[Ax^]

aye the NHS will take it

 

[Fairweather]

Fuckin hell, me never trust dem crazy ball heads,

 

[littlebabyjesus]

aye the NHS will take it

That's true whoever is Health Sec. The exact person in charge isn't all that relevant, is it? The ideology driving their decision-making is what counts.

 

[flypanam]

He'll go on to some other cushy well paid job.

Hunt got the V&A, Osbourne the BM, maybe the pencil museum but probably the NHS.

 

[Artaxerxes]

His head tho.