The Matt Hancock File

[chilango]

Hunt got the V&A, Osbourne the BM, maybe the pencil museum but probably the NHS.

Not the Keswick Pencil Museum!

 

[flypanam]

Javid confirmed new health sec.

Oh great a committed Randian.

 

[ffsear]

The poll is still open if anyone wants to vote no

 

[Wilf]

Well, cummings excuse was he had to drive to Barnard Castle to see if his eyes were working...

 

[chilango]

Resignations for these murdering public school bastards are utterly meaningless.

They stroll into another job without losing a penny and the Government carries on.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Hancock's last hour!

I said it, I said it first.

Once the divorce papers go in it'll be Hancock's half ower

 

[Ax^]

The poll is still open if anyone wants to vote no

was no spoiled ballot option so i could draw a spunking cock

 

[Wilf]

Resignations for these murdering public school bastards are utterly meaningless.

They stroll into another job without losing a penny and the Government carries on.

The only politician who went on to 'do good' after resigning, that I can think of, is Profumo. Even then, it was some slightly patrician charity fund raising, but he's the best of a very short list.

 

[ffsear]

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

Well I for one am going to miss him. All those puns and double entendres about 'hand' and 'cock' and rude stuff like that. What can we make out of Sajid David? Answers on a post card please.

 

[cupid_stunt]

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Nope.

 

[Wilf]

edit: haha very much the wrong thread!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Of course, there's still a chance he might be Health Secretary (again) by 19 July, sooooooo I'm not wrong yet

 

[ffsear]

Hahahaha

 

[Lord Camomile]

edit: haha very much the wrong thread!

Did a double take to check which one of us it was

 

[two sheds]

edit: haha very much the wrong thread!

grr beat me to it I weas wondering whether Mancini might be favoured for new cabinet post.

 

[teqniq]

Square root of fuck all from Keith.

 

[ffsear]

 

[Chilli.s]

Always the best option to resigned rather than get sacked

i has a disappoint

 

[MrSki]

who is the replacement

Sajid Javid seems to be rumoured.

 

[Argonia]

cHunt got the V&A, Osbourne the BM, maybe the pencil museum but probably the NHS.

Hunt and Osborne - if they dodge prison - can trot off to the JobCentre Plus and see how we all had to live all these years and then get sanctioned for not filling in their job diaries

 

[Lord Camomile]

"No, that's not a boot print on my back, I was just given a very hearty pat on the back for all the good work I've done in the job"

 

[glitch hiker]

Wait, who is "It" in this sentence?

Hancock's replacement. Presumably they intend to fill it with another cunt

 

[glitch hiker]

My money is on Chris Grayling.

We haven't heard from ol' Failing Grayling in a while. It's time for a comeback! give PPE contracts to ferry services without boats!

 

[glitch hiker]

He'll go on to some other cushy well paid job.

He's still in one

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sajid Javid seems to be rumoured.

Confirmed on the pervious page.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Oh great a committed Randian.

What is 'Randian'?

 

[teqniq]

Ayn Rand i surmise.

 

[DaveCinzano]

What is 'Randian'?

A true belieber, but with Ayn Rand instead of Justin Bieber

 

[Sasaferrato]

A true belieber, but with Ayn Rand instead of Justin Bieber

Ah.

The Fountainhead. Cracking book, not quite so good film.