The Matt Hancock File

[Raheem]

Wasn't that hinted at above somewhere? Not a wise move with a wife who writes for the Mail

Although, if you have a wife who writes for the Mail, what's wise has already gone out the window.

 

[Calamity1971]

Don't tell me he's having an affair with someone too as I really don't think I'd be able to cope with the concept.

Oh good grief. That's put me off my beer.

 

[Sue]

He's having an affair with someone. He awarded contracts to the family of the person he was having an affair with... Please keep up...

Gove?

 

[Saul Goodman]

Gove?

No, the other cunt. Gove couldn't have an affair at a pigfest.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Am I late to the party?

 

[Calamity1971]

He's having an affair with someone. He awarded contracts to the family of the person he was having an affair with... Please keep up...

Has or had? And who ya teasing bastard.

 

[Sue]

Am I late to the party?

You're even more confused than I am .

Hancock is having an affair. It's been suggested Gove is too. .

 

[Saul Goodman]

You're even more confused than I am .

Hancock is having an affair. It's been suggested Gove is too. .

OK, I'll pretend to gove a fuck!!!

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

You're even more confused than I am .

Hancock is having an affair. It's been suggested Gove is too. .

Gove having an affair with Hancock? I've heard it all now.

 

[Ax^]

Given his enthusiasm for expensive state funded vanity projects, this seems unlikely.

he never goes through with any of them mind

 

[Artaxerxes]

Oh good grief. That's put me off my beer.

It's supposedly a bisexual one apparently.

 

[tim]

he never goes through with any of them mind

Only because more sensible (in relative terms) people sabotage his plans and we may yet see the Isle of Man roundabout project come to fruition

 

[Calamity1971]

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It's supposedly a bisexual one apparently.

Totally confused now.

 

[tim]

It's supposedly a bisexual one apparently.

 

[ska invita]

They did him like a kipper
I really hope it comes out who set the camera up/leaked the footage etc.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Fucking javid. It’s like hell is full and the dead are walking the earth

 

[DaveCinzano]

I wonder who she's talking about? Who's her husband again?

He's living with an advisor seems to be the open secret amongst gossipy political hacks

 

[two sheds]

He's living with an advisor seems to be the open secret amongst gossipy political hacks

Seen together yesterday

 

[Wilf]

Before saying this, I'm aware you shouldn't always assume tories are consistent and moral, but... in his resignation statement he says it's so he can spend more time with his kids... having told his wife on Thursday that he's leaving her. He must really love them kids.

 

[Chilli.s]

Before saying this, I'm aware you shouldn't always assume tories are consistent and moral, but... in his resignation statement he says it's so he can spend more time with his kids... having told his wife on Thursday that he's leaving her. He must really love them kids.

Turns out that most of the stuff that comes out his mouth is ballshit, whoda thunk it

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Not sure if it has been noted, but Handycock’s bit on the side’s brother has been awarded multi-million pound contracts by the Department of Health.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Holy shit.

 

[Dogsauce]

It’s a bit odd - the footage of them going at it like sixth formers in a darkened corner made it look like this was something new, the enthusiasm of fresh lovers. Yet giving them a job and leaving the wife makes it sound more serious and considered, like it’s been there a long time. Fucking shit for the families, although marrying a tory always makes you vulnerable to such acts of self-interest I guess.

 

[maomao]

the footage of them going at it like sixth formers in a darkened corner made it look like this was something new, the enthusiasm of fresh lovers.

The lies and secrecy probably helped keep it exciting. They'll be at each other's throats within months now Matt's not a big knob anymore.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Argonia]

Gove having an affair with Hancock? I've heard it all now.

The 365 seat Tory party spend all day watching gangbangs on the internet and having a gangbang with each other

 

[Sue]

The lies and secrecy probably helped keep it exciting. They'll be at each other's throats within months now Matt's not a big knob anymore.

He'll always be a big knob tbh, just maybe a less powerful one.

 

[Ted Striker]

You're even more confused than I am .

Hancock is having an affair. It's been suggested Gove is too. .

By Dianne Abbot, no less!

 

[brogdale]

Biscuit taken, I feel...

 

[agricola]

Wasn't that hinted at above somewhere? Not a wise move with a wife who writes for the Mail

Her article in today's Mail can certainly be read as if its about someone else than Hancock (or Cameron).