The grand Tory 'cum face' thread

[miniGMgoit]

Are they creases ironed down the front of his stonewashed jeans??

 

[nino_savatte]

 

[editor]

*moved to uk politics so the thread can get the first hand, fully attributed attention it deserves.

 

[starfish]

Mrs Doubtfire?

Close. Annabel Goldie, Queen of the Scottish Tories & Unionists.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

He may not be a Tory, but he qualifies as an honorary member:

 

[Idris2002]

"Face of ageless evil."

 

[SpineyNorman]

This thread disgusts me. I mean, look at this:

The magnification on that one is way too high, I can see a really horrible bogey in his left nostril (or the right as you look at it)

 

[London_Calling]

Isn't that dried coke...

 

[equationgirl]

"Face of ageless evil."

It doesn't matter how many times I see that set of images, it's still funny

 

[BigTom]

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

It doesn't matter how many times I see that set of images, it's still funny

I agree. I think Apathy has won first prize by posting up those beauties.

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[SpineyNorman]

That's a fart face not a cum face. You can tell cos the slight inclination in his back suggests that he's lifting one bum cheek up to let it out. The look on his face is one of concentration - he's desperately trying to make sure it seeps out, otherwise the sound could be picked up on the mic attached to his tie, which would be almost as embarrassing as when Clegg called everyone cunts on the telly.

 

[josef1878]

That's a fart face not a cum face. You can tell cos the slight inclination in his back suggests that he's lifting one bum cheek up to let it out. The look on his face is one of concentration - he's desperately trying to make sure it seeps out, otherwise the sound could be picked up on the mic attached to his tie, which would be almost as embarrassing as when Clegg called everyone cunts on the telly.

Fart with a hint of Gove cum

 

[SpineyNorman]

Fart with a hint of Gove cum

Sounds like a stuffing mix you might buy in Marx and Spencer lol

 

[josef1878]

Sounds like a stuffing mix you might buy in Marx and Spencer lol

£9.99 meal deal. Steamed neck of Thatcher, garlic and mint potatoes with cabbage and turnip mash. Gove cum stuffing. Bottle of red to wash it all down. If that doesn't stink of death on the way out i don't know what will.

 

[SpineyNorman]

 

[sheothebudworths]

My son's got that duvet cover ....I feel all.....ewwwwww about it now

 

[rekil]

 

[Apathy]

 

[Roadkill]

Not quite a cum face, but I quite like this picture of Cameron and Clegg making the beast with two ... heads.

Caption competition, anyone?

 

[DaveCinzano]

"Crowd fails to warm to Cameron and Clegg's Requiem For A Dream skit at Coalition anniversary gala"

 

[Mr.Bishie]

"And here was me thinking that this neocum tasted salty!"

 

[ElizabethofYork]

 

[nino_savatte]

 

[mauvais]

 

[elbows]

 

[elbows]

 

[DaveCinzano]

Tomorrow's i appears to be muscling in on the action: