The grand Tory 'cum face' thread

[Pickman's model]

Where are the crackers?

it's a variation on a circle jerk where they wank the person next to them.

 

[Orang Utan]

it's a variation on a circle jerk where they wank the person next to them.

Or they're about to do the hokey cokey
If George Osborne had been there, it would have been the cokey cokey.

 

[Pickman's model]

Or they're about to do the hokey cokey

either one's enough to turn the stomach.

 

[the button]

 

[brogdale]

 

[Mr.Bishie]

I'd love to snipe the cunt.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'd love to snipe the cunt.

he'd stick out like a sore thumb with that mop of straw and inappropriate wear for the countryside. you wouldn't need to be too far off anyway because of the limited accurate range of the auld ak.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Head shot for the lolz

 

[Pickman's model]

Head shot for the lolz

what might be more amusing could be to wait till he's in the middle of a minefield and then blow them up one by one and watch him caper

 

[Mr.Bishie]

what might be more amusing could be to wait till he's in the middle of a minefield and then blow them up one by one and watch him caper

Even more amusing, pull out a 9mm & put it to his head & watch him piss himself

 

[brogdale]

What part of London is that, anyway?

 

[Pickman's model]

Even more amusing, pull out a 9mm & put it to his head & watch him piss himself

you don't like him much, do you?

 

[Pickman's model]

What part of London is that, anyway?

green park

 

[Mr.Bishie]

you don't like him much, do you?

No, the wretched Tory cunt

 

[albionism]

 

[quiquaquo]

 

[stavros]

 

[brogdale]

 

[quiquaquo]

 

[brogdale]

Whack-O!

 

[stavros]

Lansley almost rivals Gove for the best supplier to this thread;

 

[stavros]

Like I said, almost;

 

[Orang Utan]

From avu9lives on the bandwidthz thread:

 

[brogdale]

 

[Lorca]

 

[stavros]

 

[brogdale]

'kinel, old "third degree burns" really is his own Spitting Image puppet!

 

[stavros]

'kinel, old "third degree burns" really is his own Spitting Image puppet!

Yes, and he's now my local MP. I've looked up his voting record and it doesn't fill me with joy.

On a similar note to the Spitting Image reference, I always think William Hague sounds like someone doing an exaggerated William Hague impression.

 

[stavros]

 

[brogdale]

Knocking one out over some pics of the poor...

...apparently the cunt's off to spend more time with his money; the cunt.