The grand Tory 'cum face' thread

[DaveCinzano]

Lumpy, with flecks of blood.

 

[rekil]

 

[albionism]

They've nicked our thread! Scroll down!
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...9412.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

 

[Gingerman]

 

[Gingerman]

 

[Gingerman]

 

[Gingerman]

 

[Gingerman]

 

[ViolentPanda]

Shapps looks like he's taking a dump, rather than cumming his cocoa.

 

[Orang Utan]

That's how he comes

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Shapps looks like he's taking a dump, rather than cumming his cocoa.

Not necessarily two mutually-exclusive activities when it comes to a Tory.

 

[Obnoxiousness]

 

[El Jugador]

Shapps looks like he's taking a dump, rather than cumming his cocoa.

The second bit is usually outsourced

 

[Gingerman]

 

[RedDragon]

 

[savoloysam]

That picture says a thousand words. You win.

 

[Roadkill]

There's a caption competition in there...

And what has happened to George Osborne's hair? It looks as if someone's ironed it.

 

[Obnoxiousness]

That picture says a thousand words. You win.

Do I get a prize?

 

[savoloysam]

A week in Faliraki with Teresa May

 

[Gingerman]

 

[Awesome Wells]

He just looks like a Sontaran.

 

[brogdale]

Wot, whole page no Gove?

 

[shagnasty]

Lucky they use lethal injections to practice the death penalty because they would never find his neck for the rope

 

[albionism]

 

[brogdale]

Charlie Higson stylee...

From the excellent Tele collection of the life and times of Hague

 

[the button]

 

[the button]

 

[the button]

 

[rekil]

Foreplay, Michael Fallon style.

 

[rekil]

Hammond - a notorious and unpredictable splatterer.