The *FULL* cooked breakfast thread - back me up

[danny la rouge]

I’d you’re looking for a dry narrow definition of a type of breakfast invented by marketers in the 1960s, look elsewhere. This thread embraces all of the traditions of These Islands and elsewhere, and will also examine post-1960s innovations, as well as returns to more historical breakfast items, as suggested by the English Breakfast Society. History Of The Traditional English Breakfast

“If you wanted to add even more tradition, try adding Anglo Saxon dishes like baked halibut steaks, fried whiting, stewed figs, pheasant legs, collared tongue, kidneys on toast, sausages with fried bread, pigs cheek and Melton pork pie to your spread.”

But here we will not be xenophobic or prescriptive and vegan or vegetarian alternatives are also welcome.

Kedgeree? A side of mac and cheese? A Staffordshire oatcake? Fried plantains? Let’s see it.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

My two favourite breakfasts are either:

Eggs Benedict
A white fish covered in garam masala shallow fried and served on toast.

 

[platinumsage]

KFC Bargain Bucket.

 

[nogojones]

When I go totally off-piste I'll come and visit. There is something invigorating though about pushing the comfort zone of the FEB Taliban.

 

[pogofish]

One of my colleagues just heated-up some Kedgeree for lunch. We are now an office full of fishiness..!

 

[danny la rouge]

When I go totally off-piste I'll come and visit. There is something invigorating though about pushing the comfort zone of the FEB Taliban.

I thought the ultra conformity was all in jest, but it turns out it’s ableist to want chips with your breakfast, so I’ve decided to leave them to it.

 

[pogofish]

This reminds me, I've not had a rowie, bacon and black pudding breakfast for a long time. I may need to rectify that very soon! Or at least get some tattie scones.

My excuse is that the pub at the end of my road has started doing a fairly reasonable fried breakfast with unlimited coffee for about seven quid - and starts serving it two hours before opening time. So it has become a Sunday treat.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

I thought the ultra conformity was all in jest, but it turns out it’s ableist to want chips with your breakfast, so I’ve decided to leave them to it.

Chips is odd but a thing in London. As is red sauce rather than brown.

 

[danny la rouge]

Chips is odd but a thing in London. As is red sauce rather than brown.

It was just an example of that for which they will not stand.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I thought the ultra conformity was all in jest, but it turns out it’s ableist to want chips with your breakfast, so I’ve decided to leave them to it.

Nowt wrong with chips for breakfast, or hash browns for that matter. Potato in all it's form is suitable breakfast food.

 

[Numbers]

Glad to see macaroni cheese mentioned in the OP.

 

[Numbers]

I thought the ultra conformity was all in jest, but it turns out it’s ableist to want chips with your breakfast, so I’ve decided to leave them to it.

A recent breakfast with chips.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Another favourite is the remainder of the previous evening’s curry. Always tastes better the next day.

 

[killer b]

I like the fruity pudding they serve with fried breakfasts in scotland, and would happily incorporate it in a cooked breakfast were it available here. I also once had something called 'cornish blood pudding' in a cornish breakfast once that was just spectacular...

 

[Magnus McGinty]

White pudding is nice. Only had it once in an Irish themed pub in Barcelona…

 

[High Voltage]

puts thread on ignore just to be safe

 

[Orang Utan]

I just have a banana, 100mg of Sertraline, and 70mg of lisdexamfetamine washed down with half a litre of very milky gold label own brand instant coffee (5tsps, no sugar).
And I know none of it is fried, cos I’m a maverick.

 

[nogojones]

I just have a banana, 100mg of Sertraline, and 70mg of lisdexamfetamine washed down with half a litre of very milky gold label own brand instant coffee (5tsps, no sugar).
And I know none of it is fried, cos I’m a maverick.

Do you use the banana to create a dam between the lisdexamfetamine and sertraline?

 

[spudulike]

puts thread on ignore just to be safe

Whereas I'm off to the kitchen to get me pans out.

 

[hash tag]

I’d you’re looking for a dry narrow definition of a type of breakfast invented by marketers in the 1960s, look elsewhere. This thread embraces all of the traditions of These Islands and elsewhere, and will also examine post-1960s innovations, as well as returns to more historical breakfast items, as suggested by the English Breakfast Society. History Of The Traditional English Breakfast

“If you wanted to add even more tradition, try adding Anglo Saxon dishes like baked halibut steaks, fried whiting, stewed figs, pheasant legs, collared tongue, kidneys on toast, sausages with fried bread, pigs cheek and Melton pork pie to your spread.”

But here we will not be xenophobic or prescriptive and vegan or vegetarian alternatives are also welcome.

Kedgeree? A side of mac and cheese? A Staffordshire oatcake? Fried plantains? Let’s see it.

Derbyshire oat cake if you don't mind.

A recent breakfast with chips.

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Those chips look like dreadful things that my ma got out of a freezer in the '70s

 

[Saunders]

A recent breakfast with chips.

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Liked especially because of the not runny or sticky eggs.

 

[nogojones]

Liked especially because of the not runny or sticky eggs.

Them eggs won't run for sure. They'll stay inside you for weeks.

 

[mrsfran]

I like to add avocado to a FEB. Also haggis.

 

[Orang Utan]

MDMA+SMOKED BRIE+BUCKFAST+A KEY OF KET

 

[bluescreen]

If I didn't know better I'd suspect this thread was really about beef.

 

[Ax^]

no beef on a full breakfast

 

[hash tag]

A full cooked brekkie could easily include steak or a beef burger. Steak, egg, tomatoes and chips make perfectly good breakfast, improved only with a decent pint.

 

[A380]

You can close the thread now.

 

[Orang Utan]

If I didn't know better I'd suspect this thread was really about beef.

No beef just fun

 

[nogojones]

No beef just fun

Yeah. I had fun on the other one, but if it really is pissing people off then I'm not into winding people up to the point where they get upset.

I'm not gonna die on a hill of laverbread.