The Dominic Cummings file

[killer b]

JK Rowling replied to that saying something like "I know ends of stories, and this isn't one"

That's possibly the smuggest thing I've ever read. Jesus.

 

[MrSki]

Stan Collymore seems to have got it it right.

 

[Steel Icarus]

That's possibly the smuggest thing I've ever read. Jesus.

Don't care

 

[planetgeli]

Shapps must be feeling suitably shafted. He was very careful to say things like "Cummings statement says" when answering specific questions about the police, but he'd also obviously been given a story to follow re Cummings not moving around. This sounded faintly ridiculous for a man who'd driven 260 miles but it would just about hold if Cummings had stayed indoors in Durham, as Shapps had obviously been told. The revelations from The Guardian after he spoke shit all over this of course. I don't imagine Shapps is much enjoying his dinner tonight.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Shapps must be feeling suitably shafted. He was very careful to say things like "Cummings statement says" when answering specific questions about the police, but he'd also obviously been given a story to follow re Cummings not moving around. This sounded faintly ridiculous for a man who'd driven 260 miles but it would just about hold if Cummings had stayed indoors in Durham, as Shapps had obviously been told. The revelations from The Guardian after he spoke shit all over this of course. I don't imagine Shapps is much enjoying his dinner tonight.

Hope he chokes on it.

 

[cyril_smear]

Morgan, cunt or no, has been taking these pricks to task more than anyone else in the public eye lately, far more than her Madge's opposition

he's being doing so in a fashion that when he does the same to anybody else he is called a boorish cunt and/or bully!!! I would never repeat anything that man says!!

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Downing St lying about the polis too

 

[weltweit]

However Piers Morgan has shot himself in the foot somewhat because he has been doing such a job on GMB that now no one from government will go on his show at all.

 

[cyril_smear]

Morgan, cunt or no, has been taking these pricks to task more than anyone else in the public eye lately, far more than her Madge's opposition

and, they can't take them to task because they are only talking to friendlies. Nobody wants to go on GMB. Not because Piers is a consumatte professional who puts them to task, but because Piers is a massive fucking cunt.

 

[Hollis]

This is becoming quite enjoyable now...

 

[MrSki]

He is making up for some of his cuntish past by actually telling it like it is. He is using recordings of other channels to pull the bullshit apart. He seems to be the only TV journalist willing to call out the bare faced lies & slowly he is coming up in my estimation. (Currently about -39%)

 

[The39thStep]

Downing St lying about the polis too

The way I read that is that Cummings's father made the Police aware that he was at the property?

 

[bimble]

Where’s the prime minister is he on paternity leave?

 

[elbows]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Where’s the prime minister is he on paternity leave?

Hiding in a fridge.

 

[MickiQ]

I've searched on mine and discovered, it's date of registration, make, model and colour and also other details such as when the MOT is due and how many miles it had done at the last one. It also told me the date that the current keeper (me) bought it (I'd forgotten the actual date myself). No mention of me or my address though.

 

[The39thStep]

 

[elbows]

 

[Raheem]

The way I read that is that Cummings's father made the Police aware that he was at the property?

Could be, or could be that there was an initial phone conversation where the dad said 'Can you ring back in the morning.'

 

[phillm]

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Maybe the Guardian isn't "going down the pan" after all...best story of the lockdown so far.

 

[DexterTCN]

I'm not going on about this, it's not a thing, developments are much more interesting just now...

but this is twitter trends at 9:28 pm, more than 24 hours after this started being talked about...over 5 hours after the briefing.



1400 tweets it is said. Indefensible. It's not a thing, not trying to rile anyone so don't get riled coz I don't care if you do.

Wonder what it says outside the UK.

 

[Orang Utan]

1402 divs

 

[Raheem]

I'm not going on about this, it's not a thing, developments are much more interesting just now...

but this is twitter trends at 9:28 pm, more than 24 hours after this started being talked about...over 5 hours after the briefing.

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1400 tweets it is said. Indefensible. It's not a thing, not trying to rile anyone so don't get riled coz I don't care if you do.

Wonder what it says outside the UK.

That's quite a lot of tweets for a typo, though.

 

[Lord Camomile]

That's possibly the smuggest thing I've ever read. Jesus.

Also somewhat ironic, given she's now infamous for retroactively adding bits to the Potter stories in relatively gratuitous fashion.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I'm not going on about this, it's not a thing, developments are much more interesting just now...

but this is twitter trends at 9:28 pm, more than 24 hours after this started being talked about...over 5 hours after the briefing.

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1400 tweets it is said. Indefensible. It's not a thing, not trying to rile anyone so don't get riled coz I don't care if you do.

Wonder what it says outside the UK.

You fucking moron.

 

[Orang Utan]

1402 divs

1403 to be more accurate

 

[Lord Camomile]

However Piers Morgan has shot himself in the foot somewhat because he has been doing such a job on GMB that now no one from government will go on his show at all.

But that's always the problem, isn't it? If you want them to show up you have to play nice, if you try to do your job they won't let you.

 

[Roadkill]

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Even by the standards of the 2019 Tory intake Dehenna Davison is a particularly nasty one. If she ends up with egg all over her face too then so much the better.

 

[bimble]

This is the long self indulgent thing written by his wife a while back about the period during which they had the bug. It just forgets to mention the whole driving to Durham part no mention at all of them moving beyond their home. Surprising levels of stupidity.

Getting coronavirus does not bring clarity

I had thought that actually getting the coronavirus would bring clarity — that there would be some satisfaction in meeting the enemy. No such luck

spectator.us

 

[MrSki]

He is making up for some of his cuntish past by actually telling it like it is. He is using recordings of other channels to pull the bullshit apart. He seems to be the only TV journalist willing to call out the bare faced lies & slowly he is coming up in my estimation. (Currently about -39%)

(-37%)