The Dominic Cummings file

[Sue]

Okay thanks. So basically someone i don't really care about...

 

[two sheds]

he's a guy who was prosecuted for funnelling cash for the brexit campaign to get around finance restrictions, who's recently launched a career as a tedious right wing talking head after mysteriously parting ways with his most recent employer the Institute of Economic Affair (I assume he was sacked)

succinct

 

[Cerv]

Grimes won his case against the Electoral Commission by convincing the judge to accept that he hadn't intended to deceive by filling out the form incorrectly but had been confused by it. In short by his own admission, he's not too bright.

Somehow he has launched this into a career as a media commentator that expects anyone to listen to his wisdom.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Who's Darren Grimes? I feel like I've missed something here...

I refer the Rt Hon Member to my previous statement of 1st June:

That's the useful idiot who provided the conduit for dodgy undeclared coordinated funding of Cambridge Analytica-linked data guerillas AggregateIQ through his ‘youth Brexit’ front BeLeave in concert with Vote Leave and others. He's heading towards his thirties

 

[DaveCinzano]

Okay thanks. So basically someone i don't really care about...

TBF you get the impression his own mother doesn't feel too much more positive about him herself

 

[killer b]

Grimes won his case against the Electoral Commission by convincing the judge to accept that he hadn't intended to decide by filling out the form incorrectly but had been confused by it. In short by his own admission, he's not too bright.

Somehow he has launched this into a career as a media commentator that expects anyone to listen to his wisdom.

it is mysterious that yet another alumnus of the various right wing think tanks based out of 55 and 57 Tufton Street should find themselves on the speed dial of the BBC current affairs programme bookers.

 

[Cerv]

you quoted that seconds before I fixed the autocorrect screw up

 

[teqniq]

£40,000 + so far

Citizens demand the prosecution of Dominic Cummings

We are a group of concerned citizens, families of COVID victims, COVID survivors, doctors and nurses and scientists from around the UK, working with leading law firm Hodge Jones & Allen Solicitors.

www.crowdjustice.com

 

[stavros]

Labour shouldn't allow this to die.

 

[teqniq]

£40,000 + so far

Citizens demand the prosecution of Dominic Cummings

We are a group of concerned citizens, families of COVID victims, COVID survivors, doctors and nurses and scientists from around the UK, working with leading law firm Hodge Jones & Allen Solicitors.

www.crowdjustice.com

There appears to be another crowdfunder. I'm not sure that this is a good idea as it would surely be better to fund just one?

Exploring the Prosecution of Mr Dominic Cummings, organised by Mahsa Taliefar

Please help fund legal advice concerning the prospective prosecution … Mahsa Taliefar needs your support for Exploring the Prosecution of Mr Dominic Cummings

uk.gofundme.com

 

[phillm]

Labour shouldn't allow this to die.

They've got a top QC who should do pro-bono as well.

 

[NoXion]

They've got a top QC who should do pro-bono as well.

Bet he won't.

 

[teqniq]

Three crodwdfunders:

Investigate Dominic Cummings

I am a London resident who has fully complied with the requirements of the lockdown at all times.

www.crowdjustice.com

 

[Badgers]

There appears to be another crowdfunder. I'm not sure that this is a good idea as it would surely be better to fund just one?

Suppose it is more focus and exposure for the awful cover up

 

[stavros]

It seems even their friends in the press are implying that Cummings is in charge, re. Mark Sedwill.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

It seems even their friends in the press are implying that Cummings is in charge, re. Mark Sedwill.

Could write 1000 words, have this instead...

 

[stavros]

Could write 1000 words, have this instead...

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Cummings, stood alongside his biggest fan.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Was Boris’ first time entering Downing St as PM. Just look at the clothes and body language of Cummings. No fucking way is he going over flouting lockdown...

 

[BCBlues]

Could write 1000 words, have this instead...

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Cummings looks like the last peice on a Draughts board, when you hide up the corner and keep moving side to side until your opponent finally forces you out to get beaten.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Could write 1000 words, have this instead...

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(((ColdWarSteve)))

 

[stavros]

 

[quiet guy]

It's missing the forehead tattoo - TWAT

 

[Dogsauce]

It's missing the forehead tattoo - TWAT

You’ve reminded me of a frequent guest at a place I lived in a couple of decades ago, who after waking up from a heavy night and a kip on the sofa was staring at his face in the mirror going ‘Tawt? What does tawt mean?’

 

[stavros]

This might've been posted earlier, but what the hell...

 

[existentialist]

This might've been posted earlier, but what the hell...

You're a bit late to the party. There's only Malibu and Martini left, and all the Doritos have gone.

 

[equationgirl]

You're a bit late to the party. There's only Malibu and Martini left, and all the Doritos have gone.

Yeah, there's only twiglets left.

 

[MrSki]

Yeah, there's only twiglets left.

I like twiglets. & they are less likely to have other people's piss on them.

 

[equationgirl]

I like twiglets.

Then finish those fucking things

 

[MrSki]

Then finish those fucking things

I have always found it is Quavers that are left but saying that it is a long time ago since I went to a party where there were nibbles so might be a bit out of touch.

 

[equationgirl]

I have always found it is Quavers that are left but saying that it is a long time ago since I went to a party where there were nibbles so might be a bit out of touch.

I hear that.