The Dominic Cummings file

[equationgirl]

Fuck knows what the above is all about, but I assume (or at least hope!) that it's pisstaking nonsense-gossip?

From various newspapers.

 

[Badgers]

Fuck knows what the above is all about, but I assume (or at least hope!) that it's pisstaking nonsense-gossip?

You honestly think that? With this disgraced government and our self serving royals?

 

[scifisam]

You honestly think that? With this disgraced government and our self serving royals?

Who knows, they might be that brazen, but the birthday honours won't be announced till the autumn, so it's just rumours.

 

[William of Walworth]

About this 'Sir' Dominic Cummings (previous page) thing :

Fuck knows what the above is all about, but I assume (or at least hope!) that it's pisstaking nonsense-gossip?

From various newspapers.

You honestly think that? With this disgraced government and our self serving royals?

Just seen these responses -- is there any link?

I fully/easily believe that Boris Johnson/this Government are utterly incompetent and rubbish, no surprises there

But to even think about knighting Cummings, especially now or Autumn, , is completely on another level of shit, surely

 

[William of Walworth]

Who knows, they might be that brazen, but the birthday honours won't be announced till the autumn, so it's just rumours.

Absolutely. I still very strongly suspect these rumours will turn out to be bollocks!

 

[Pickman's model]

Absolutely. I still very strongly suspect these rumours will turn out to be bollocks!

You'll not believe what happened next

 

[Pickman's model]

About this 'Sir' Dominic Cummings (previous page) thing :







Just seen these responses -- is there any link?

I fully/easily believe that Boris Johnson/this Government are utterly incompetent and rubbish, no surprises there

But to even think about knighting Cummings, especially now or Autumn, , is completely on another level of shit, surely

We are on another level of shit, the never before seen Johnson level

 

[Sprocket.]

Absolutely. I still very strongly suspect these rumours will turn out to be bollocks!

I hope it’s true, stir the shit as much as possible.

 

[Badgers]

You'll not believe what happened next

His dog (based in the Cayman Islands) gets an NHS contract worth £4bn and is knighted for services to canine wellbeing?

 

[brogdale]

I hope it’s true, stir the shit as much as possible.

Almost worth starting a petition for him to get a K

 

[Sprocket.]

You'll not believe what happened next

The queen slips and severs Cummings jugular?

 

[Pickman's model]

His dog (based in the Cayman Islands) gets an NHS contract worth £4bn and is knighted for services to canine wellbeing?

It's the Bahamas but otherwise correct.

 

[Pickman's model]

The queen slips and severs Cummings jugular?

Be worth it to see the smirk on hrh's face

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

It's alright dude, we get it you love both Dom and cognitive dissonance.

I’ve been thinking about how I approached this conversation and I’ve come to the conclusion I’ve been rather obnoxious and dismissive. I’ like to apologise for that.

 

[Pickman's model]

It's the Queen's birthday Honours list, not the New Year list, and if he accepts it there will be more outrage, tightly so. It would be seen as a reward when he should be sanctioned.

Yeh he'd have to be on the dole first before he could be sanctioned

 

[equationgirl]

Yeh he'd have to be on the dole first before he could be sanctioned

I meant sanctioned in the wider sense of the word, rather than the DWP specific way. Obviously.

 

[Pickman's model]

I meant sanctioned in the wider sense of the word, rather than the DWP specific way. Obviously.

It was a joke. Obviously.

 

[phillm]

TbF It is probably time emu moved on or did they bury him with Rod Hull who died ages ago

Thankfully when Rod climbed on the roof so he could watch the footie better Emu (they can't fly) stayed firmly on the ground. He lives on and now he won't get off my fucKing keyboard. OI EMU NO !

Interview: Toby Hull

Interview: When Toby Hull was a child, Emu - the most unpleasant puppet of all time - made his dad, Rod, rich and famous yet ultimately dissatisfied. So why on earth is Toby following in his father's footsteps?

www.theguardian.com

 

[SpookyFrank]

We are on another level of shit, the never before seen Johnson level

Gavin Barwell was responsible for the Grenfell Tower catastrophe and he got sent to the fucking house of lords. All bets are off as far as basic political tact is concerned.

 

[Pickman's model]

Gavin Barwell was responsible for the Grenfell Tower catastrophe and he got sent to the fucking house of lords. All bets are off as far as basic political tact is concerned.

they have no tact, political or otherwise, just as they have no nous

 

[SpookyFrank]

they have no tact, political or otherwise, just as they have no nous

The system no longer requires it of them.

 

[sim667]

I’ve been thinking about how I approached this conversation and I’ve come to the conclusion I’ve been rather obnoxious and dismissive. I’ like to apologise for that.

No worries
Can I recommend watching a documentary called the great hack and investigating some of the stuff laid out in there

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

No worries
Can I recommend watching a documentary called the great hack and investigating some of the stuff laid out in there

Will check it out this evening. Thanks being tolerant with me. I'm a grumpy old fuck sometimes.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Well, at least we can put all this behind us and draw a line under this whole affair now that the police inquiry has been conclu- hold on...

Nope, everybody back to the start, we're having another crack!

Dominic Cummings: call for new investigation into Durham trip

Lawyers say Durham police investigation was flawed and consider private prosecution

www.theguardian.com

 

[editor]

I'm sure this is absolute bollocks/old news/something everyone knows/tosh but I've been assured by someone I know that this account has something to do with Cummings. Seems improbable, but I thought I'd ask anyway.

https://twitter.com/MrMasonMills

 

[keybored]

No worries
Can I recommend watching a documentary called the great hack and investigating some of the stuff laid out in there

A lot of that documentary is sensationalist bollocks though and I don't blame ItWillNeverWork for being incredulous about the whole thing, grumpy old fuck though he may be. I'd advise watching it with a bucket of heavily salted popcorn.

 

[stavros]

Well, at least we can put all this behind us and draw a line under this whole affair now that the police inquiry has been conclu- hold on...

Nope, everybody back to the start, we're having another crack!

Dominic Cummings: call for new investigation into Durham trip

Lawyers say Durham police investigation was flawed and consider private prosecution

www.theguardian.com

Private Eye reckons that the lockdown breaches can't be followed up retrospectively, but that poor driving can be. Whether the confession of testing his eyesight with a 60 mile round trip is sufficient we shall see.

 

[Calamity1971]

Private Eye reckons that the lockdown breaches can't be followed up retrospectively, but that poor driving can be. Whether the confession of testing his eyesight with a 60 mile round trip is sufficient we shall see.

He's probably got a brief like massingbird off Blackadder.

 

[DaveCinzano]

He's probably got a brief like massingbird off Blackadder.
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I've found someone else who could do with representation from Massingbird:

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...Store employees said WOLFE had been working as a security guard at the store but was fired earlier that day over social media posts about stealing items from the Third Precinct...

...Police arrested Wolfe and say they found him wearing multiple items stolen from the Third Precinct, including body armor, a police-issue duty belt with handcuffs, an earphone piece, baton, and knife...

...Officers say Wolfe’s name was handwritten in duct tape on the back of the body armor...

...Law enforcement says it recovered items belonging to the Minneapolis Police Department, including a riot helmet, 9mm pistol magazine, police radio, and police issue overdose kit, from Wolfe’s apartment...

...Wolfe admitted to police that he was inside the Third Precinct the night of the arson, took property from the building, and pushed a wooden barrel into the fire...

...Wolfe also identified himself in multiple witness photographs capturing him in front of the Third Precinct holding a police baton, with smoke and flames visible in the background...

...Wolfe reportedly admitted to knowing that pushing the wooden barrel into the fire would keep the flames burning.

Charges: Ex-Menards security guard stole police gear amid Minneapolis Third Precinct fire

A 23-year-old St. Paul, Minnesota man has been federally charged with aiding and abetting arson at the Minneapolis Police Department's Third Precinct amid the riots.

www.fox9.com

 

[Badgers]