The Conspiracy Converts Club (tm)

[longdog]

I've finally seen the light about 9/11, the murder of Diana, the New World Order, owls, Lizzards and UFOs.

I believe in holograms, grassy knolls and white Fiat Unos

Now fuck off and leave me in peace.

Anyone else fancy giving up any semblance of incredulity for the sake of a quiet life?

 

[rasputin]

Oh.

So you still believe the Yanks went to the moon, then?

 

[LJo]

I'll join if I can have a badge.

With an owl on it.

 

[Bob_the_lost]

Oh.

So you still believe the Yanks went to the moon, then?

PWN3D!

 

[friedaweed]

Hmmm...... considers the benefits

Do we get term-time holidays

 

[Hocus Eye.]

I also believe in holograms, grassy knolls and white Fiat Unos. I have seen examples of all of them, they are real things.

I don't subscribe to the current conspiracy theories though. I believe in the Cock-up Theory of history.

 

[longdog]

Oh.

So you still believe the Yanks went to the moon, then?

Don't be so silly.

I've seen the evidence of how they faked it in this documentry.

Where are the stars in the background?

If that doesn't clinch it I don't know what does.

 

[la ressistance]

oj simpson was in capricorn one.....he always tells the truth.

i'm in.

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

capricorn one is one of my favourite films, count me in

 

[friedaweed]

Can we start splinter group spoof threads like...

'Did the hologram really happen? Urban to hold conference.'

 

[mikeinworthing]

or:

Is urban just part of the matrix?

 

[longdog]

 

[friedaweed]

'Who is Urbans real life Blade Runner?'

 

[la ressistance]

Can we start splinter group spoof threads like...

'Did the hologram really happen? Urban to hold conference.'

whats all this hologram stuff? i've never heard about it before and i WANT to believe.

 

[Bob_the_lost]

whats all this hologram stuff? i've never heard about it before and i WANT to believe.

I'm a hologram and so's my wife!

Is there ever a time monty python is innapropriate?

 

[DrRingDing]

I'm a hologram and so's my wife!

Is there ever a time monty python is innapropriate?

Yes, when you're no longer a teenager.

 

[Bob_the_lost]

Yes, when you're no longer a teenager.

I hate you

 

[frogwoman]

whats all this hologram stuff? i've never heard about it before and i WANT to believe.

Belief?

You cannot deny it, it is fact . See, look, there are all these companies making them... and there's even a picture to prove it...

 

[equationgirl]

Piffle. Monty Python is ALWAYS appropriate.

Not even a WAFFER THEEN MEENT, sir?

 

[gnoriac]

or:

Is urban just part of the matrix?

Nope. Everything outside urban's a computer-generated illusion.

 

[friedaweed]

Belief?

You cannot deny it, it is fact . See, look, there are all these companies making them... and there's even a picture to prove it...

Do you have a link to back that picture up though? Maybe we're just seeing the hologram. But does it really exist?

More fact free hologram sightings

 

[MightyAphrodite]

Anyone else fancy giving up any semblance of incredulity for the sake of a quiet life?

yes, anything for a quiet life imo.

 

[Azrael23]

You can`t argue with the laws of physics.

or WTC7.net

http://www.wtc7.net/

BTW holograms have never been mentioned by myself.

 

[MarkMark]

yes, anything for a quiet life imo.

welcome back, stranger

 

[Hagal]

Conspiracy converts clue up!

Terrorstorm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4757274759497686216

The lone Lantern Video Collection
http://www.lonelantern.org/collection.html

911 Mysteries
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6708190071483512003

Loose Change
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448192753501

911 The Road To Tyranny
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6517776133137328105

 

[axon]

You can`t argue with the laws of physics.

or WTC7.net

http://www.wtc7.net/

BTW holograms have never been mentioned by myself.

Why don't you claim something specific about WT7 rather than just shouting "Aha! WT7! It's a cover up". Which law of physics needs to be broken in order for WT7 to indicate it's a cover up

 

[axon]

It's a sad sad time when I can't reply fast enough to Azrael before his inevitable banning. Must read urban more often.

 

[Andy the Don]

I believe the zionists/owls/CIA/MI6/kittens* (*please delete as appropriate) gave Paul Mariner two left feet..

 

[xenon]

You're all in the pay of MI5 and the real truth is ----->

 

[gnoriac]

How come no-one's mentioned the Bilderberg group yet?

Obviously because you're all part of it!!!