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The guy that throw the milkshake over Farage has been charged with common assault and criminal damage.

To use the Kilroy Silk example it'll be interesting to see what happens given the fella in that case walked away with a conditional discharge.

Charges were 3xpublic order and one criminal damage then but slurry is arguably much more offensive and distressing than milkshake.
 
This is all such fun, and I don't want to get too ott about it, but let's not forget the little boy who died because cheese was thrown at him.
 
To hell with the milkshakes,l Someone should gavage Farage, preferably with some low quality continental beer, then shove him in the driver's seat of a classic Volkswagen travel van (like they used to do to John Thaw I the Sweeney) and point him towards the overpriced French cheeseshop opposite South Kensington Station.
 
I wouldn't want to go to prison for inadvertently killing Tommy Robinson with a lump of cheese, even if it did mean I'd get to see the headline "This Gouda Kills Fascists."
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