Oh ok, it was me who did it, because I am a
criminal spook, after all, and my
right hand man was Danny Biddle, extremely injured at Edgware Rd...and of course, my best buddy Peter Power of Visor Consultants. And the M15/Zionist pixies helped out as well, crawling under the trains to plant bombs, ( ooops, the bus is harder to explain - let's say ''actors and stuntmen were used there instead) and luring the 4 innocent ''lads'' to a fake train, possibly in a fake Luton, where they were forced to record last testament videos before being ''whacked'' and their DNA scattered carefully over the crime scenes. The bombs were of course, set off by a power surge, probably with T. Blair pulling the lever to make it all go BANG! . Well, it's obvious isn't it?
Cui bono? Um, Blair, probably. To, erm, make himself look popular! And get high poll ratings! And to encourage a war against, erm, Bradford! And to make ID cards a shoe-in! And to stop everyone speculating about his departure.
And lo, all this has come to pass, hasn't it?
*I shit you not, all the following theories have appeared on conspiraloon sites in the last 12 months.
Let's examine the evidence, hmm? Blair has never been more popular, has he, and everyone wants him to stay, we've bombed the crap out of Bradford and our multicultural society has fallen over with nobody brown allowed to leave the house or get a job, everyone loves ID cards and there isn't a massive campaign to resists them followed by a quick announcement that they are too expensive and going to be dropped...and we all love Big Brother.
Yep, me and my PTB pals are really chuffed with the way it all turned out, one year on. It's all been - well, I wouldn't exactly say a success, if those were the alleged objectives, but the great thing is, it was a lot better than the Christmas party we organised in a brewery last year, and it's important to remain positive, isn't it? I mean, the New World Order wasn't built in a day.
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