Thatcher is dead

[ibilly99]

The thread should be kept going forever like an eternal flame of damnation.

 

[maomao]

so, am I right in thinking that she cunnningly decided not to have a grave in order to avoid being pissed on for eternity?

Some people wanted to dance, some would have pissed so I think it was Health and Safety concerns really.

 

[free spirit]

Some people wanted to dance, some would have pissed so I think it was Health and Safety concerns really.

hmm, so our only chance was actually while she was in her coffin at the houses of parliament?

Not sure I'd have trusted myself not to get stage fright tbh

 

[ibilly99]

 

[machine cat]

She should have been liquidised and turned into liquid manure - at least she'd have given something back.

I've already said this but she is considered hazardous waste and you simply can't go chucking that shit about willy nilly!

 

[Streathamite]

They'll stick that marble statue up somewhere eventually. They'd best install a nice gutter all the way round the base of it, with some of those blue disinfectant blocks in.

Heck, the free market solution would be to charge people to piss on it, they'd make a mint.

In fact, they'd need to either put it too high up somewhere to vandalise, or put enough Iron grille-work around it to totally hide it, because if there is one thing I can guarantee, it's that that statue would be vandalised repeatedly.

 

[Pickman's model]

In fact, they'd need to either put it too high up somewhere to vandalise, or put enough Iron grille-work around it to totally hide it, because if there is one thing I can guarantee, it's that that statue would be vandalised repeatedly.

there is nowhere they could put it where it would be beyond retribution

 

[Streathamite]

Let's hope someone, somewhere, draws inspiration from the fine example those Dubliners set! (should the need arise etct etc)

 

[laptop]

But where ARE the ashes?

 

[Pickman's model]

But where ARE the ashes?

women of mortlake cremated the last proper conservative prime minister this country had and now england and australia will battle it out in a cricket series every year or two to force the other country to accept the ashes which are kept in a safe environment at an unknown location.

 

[William of Walworth]

Kinnell ibilly, that pic at the bottom of the previous page is seriously scary!!!

 

[nino_savatte]

But where ARE the ashes?

Gidiot's got them. He's going to mix them with Peruvian flake and snort them.

 

[Jollity Farm]

Boring post: I believe they were/are going to be buried at the Royal Chelsea Hospital, next to the ashes of her husband. A grave of sorts, though probably not so easy to dance upon.

 

[stuff_it]

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Boring post: I believe they were/are going to be buried at the Royal Chelsea Hospital, next to the ashes of her husband. A grave of sorts, though probably not so easy to dance upon.

I'm not fussy - he was daft enough to marry her. *shrug*

 

[ViolentPanda]

I love this thread. Re-reading bits of it cheers me up no end.

 

[UhOhSeven]

Boring post: I believe they were/are going to be buried at the Royal Chelsea Hospital, next to the ashes of her husband. A grave of sorts, though probably not so easy to dance upon.

If you've seen the plot in question, it's in a very public space. Which means I may find it difficult to fulfil my vow of pissing on it. Never mind, I am sure I can pick up a cheap thermos for the job.

 

[Dandred]

I'm glad the old witch is dead, but I feel cheated I couldn't have been in the UK for her death celebrations.

 

[Wilson]

lol, bump

 

[Idris2002]

Ha ha, dead Thatcher.

 

[machine cat]

had a shit day at work but the thought of dead thatcher cheered me up

 

[Greebo]

had a shit day at work but the thought of dead thatcher cheered me up

It's the thread that just keeps on giving. She'd hate it.

 

[RedDragon]

Can't wait for her Will to be published, when we probably discover everything was registered/stashed in off shore tax havens

 

[story]

I do love it when this thread pops up again

 

[happie chappie]

Unlike this thread, she's still dead.

 

[brogdale]

You die if you want to; this thread's not for dying.

 

[shifting gears]

'Bout time for this again then

 

[existentialist]

If you've seen the plot in question, it's in a very public space. Which means I may find it difficult to fulfil my vow of pissing on it. Never mind, I am sure I can pick up a cheap thermos for the job.

Does it have to be warm, then?

 

[UhOhSeven]

Steaming, ideally.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Who will be the first person prosecuted for pouring steaming liquid from a tartan thermos several times a week?

Maybe it could be the next Urban meet up? Mass piss-on.

 

[Wilson]

Happy fridaY