Suella Braverman's time is up.

[belboid]

The first letter of no confidence sent and here we go again

Oxford comma. Rees-Mogg will be furious,.

 

[cupid_stunt]

from a member of the ERG group

Deputy chair, no less.

 

[tommers]

I'm looking forward to this socialist cabal tbh.

Sounds great.

 

[Elpenor]

I'm looking forward to this socialist cabal tbh.

The claim that Starmer tried to put Corbyn into No 10 doesn’t feel very plausible to me, Keith didn’t try that hard given labours shambolic Brexit policy in 2019

 

[tommers]

I'm so confused about McVey's new job. She's Minister without Portfolio, and has been described as the "common sense tsar" leading "anti woke efforts".

I don't know what any of those things mean. Like I know what they think it sounds like, but what will she actually do day to day? Tell people they need to wear a coat, and have a go at trans people?

 

[tommers]

TBF she'll probably get roped in to stopping the boats.

 

[tommers]

The new government campaign "a stitch in time saves nine"?

 

[hitmouse]

“Rishi’s Machiavellian involvement in getting rid of our democratically elected leader Boris Johnson, who bravely fought for Brexit when parliament was in deadlock.’

Er, what? His involvement in getting rid of Bozo… is what? This is just rambling nonsense.

I know the tories aren't keen on woke pronouns, but her refusal to give "Jewish community" a definite article takes things to a whole new level.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I'm so confused about McVey's new job. She's Minister without Portfolio, and has been described as the "common sense tsar" leading "anti woke efforts".

I don't know what any of those things mean. Like I know what they think it sounds like, but what will she actually do day to day? Tell people they need to wear a coat, and have a go at trans people?

'The Performative Outrage' tsar. She won't be putting out any policies seeing as they can't even say what woke is.

 

[Ax^]

the common sense tsar has a show on Gbeebies



is the title a piss take

 

[Sue]

I don't know what any of those things mean. Like I know what they think it sounds like, but what will she actually do day to day? Tell people they need to wear a coat, and have a go at trans people?

AND telling them they need to take it off when they go inside* or they won't feel the benefit when they go back out again.

(*Although given the rising cost of fuel, this may no longer be the case.)

 

[marty21]

They are even conspiring to reduce that pleasure by choosing to retire pre election.

Cunts

 

[Sweet FA]

there is NO WAY on god's green earth that the parliamentary conservative party would say let's have the arch-remainer and pig-fucker a) elevated to the house of lords and/or b) made foreign secretary.

I didn't rule out its happening.

 

[Elpenor]

I'm so confused about McVey's new job. She's Minister without Portfolio, and has been described as the "common sense tsar" leading "anti woke efforts".

I don't know what any of those things mean. Like I know what they think it sounds like, but what will she actually do day to day? Tell people they need to wear a coat, and have a go at trans people?

She has the licence to say the sort of shit SB was saying and as she’s from the north, the thinking is that she will probably save 10 red wall seats while doing so?

 

[krtek a houby]

Yep, It's always fun watching a few "michael portillo moments" even if deep down you know our new overlords will be the same old shite as usual.

Forever and ever and ever...

 

[PTK]

Oxford comma. Rees-Mogg will be furious,.

As a user of the Oxford comma, I must say that this is not one of them. They are the commas that appear before an "and" or an "or" in a list.
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.

 

[MickiQ]

Mrs Q has expressed her displeasure that Penny Mordaunt was not in the list when asked why she told me that Penny has great fashion sense.
I pointed out that wasn't really a good reason for picking political leadership.
Mrs Q asked what was then because whatever reason they're using is clearly turning up nothing but complete duds.
I have to confess I was unable to answer that question.

 

[Yossarian]

As a user of the Oxford comma, I must say that this is not one of them. They are the commas that appear before an "and" or an "or" in a list.
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.

And without the Oxford comma, a sentence could read: "Rishi Sunak's new cabinet includes James Cleverly, a GB News host and a pigfucker."

 

[belboid]

And without the Oxford comma, a sentence could read: "Rishi Sunak's new cabinet includes James Cleverly, a GB News host and a pigfucker."

Only if you were a shit writer

 

[Gerry1time]

The whole House is infested with mediocre (at best) dross.

This is sadly not a new thing. About 20 years ago I ended up spending a lot of time around Westminster, both in government departments and in both houses (well, more often the bars of the houses tbf...). I'd always wanted to be an MP, ever since the age of about four. The more I got to know MPs and people around Westminster, the more that feeling died. After a few years of that work, the feeling had gone completely, and I chose a whole new career path. Never regretted it either.

 

[krtek a houby]

I'd always wanted to be an MP, ever since the age of about four. The more I got to know MPs and people around Westminster, the more that feeling died. After a few years of that work, the feeling had gone completely, and I chose a whole new career path. Never regretted it either.

This is so Goodfellas

 

[Pickman's model]

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Yeh have the pcp said what a good idea this is?

 

[Ax^]

This is so Goodfellas

edit it back to the original Gerry

 

[Ax^]

:I'd always wanted to be an MP, ever since the age of about four. The more I got to know MPs and people around Westminster, the more that feeling died. After a few years of that work, the feeling had gone completely, and I chose a whole new career path. Never regretted it either.

 

[Gerry1time]

edit it back to the original Gerry

Is this better?

 

[hitmouse]

The preview image for that video feels like quite a nice visual metaphor for the stability of the government right now.

 

[PR1Berske]

This is sadly not a new thing. About 20 years ago I ended up spending a lot of time around Westminster, both in government departments and in both houses (well, more often the bars of the houses tbf...). I'd always wanted to be an MP, ever since the age of about four. The more I got to know MPs and people around Westminster, the more that feeling died. After a few years of that work, the feeling had gone completely, and I chose a whole new career path. Never regretted it either.

I worked in the office of an MP for a while. He was hard working, an ex-Councillor so knew the beat, popular, all the positives. Then I met some of the others. Total opposite, to the point of cliché "bad guys". The latter utterly swamp the former, you can be a good person in politics but you'd be a dust mite on a tiger's back.

 

[tim]

How will Cameron go down in countries that regard pigs as unclean animals?

On rams

 

[Dogsauce]

That letter is not only deranged, but worse still, some of the sentences make no grammatical sense

I note she says ‘our freedom of speech’, obviously not other people’s.

 

[bluescreen]

I worked in the office of an MP for a while. He was hard working, an ex-Councillor so knew the beat, popular, all the positives. Then I met some of the others. Total opposite, to the point of cliché "bad guys". The latter utterly swamp the former, you can be a good person in politics but you'd be a dust mite on a tiger's back.

Can you elaborate? Were the others in the office?
Were they part of the problem (as your anecdote indicates) or elsewhere?
Where were you at the time of the crime?