Suella Braverman's time is up.

[DaveCinzano]

(or else what is Cameron doing in Downing Street?)

Selling tickets for a Party meat raffle fundraiser

 

[Orang Utan]

rishi sunak is more likely to paint his bottom blue and twerk round the streets of westminster

Desperate stuff

 

[planetgeli]

Cameron. Fucking Cameron. Are they just running out of ways to take the piss?

 

[cupid_stunt]

It's the main headline on BBC

You must have a different BBC to me, all I am seeing is - Another arrival at Number 10 on Monday morning was former prime minister David Cameron, prompting suggestions he would be returning to government as foreign secretary.

 

[Orang Utan]

Cleverly has been appointed Home Secretary.

A friend of mine just quipped that he is a failure of nominative determinism

 

[DaveCinzano]

According to Sky News’ Beth Rigby, some Tories are unhappy about the possibility of David Cameron being given a cabinet job because that would imply that none of the 350 Conservative MPs in the Commons were good enough.

David Cameron denies lobbying row should rule out return; Esther McVey made minister without portfolio – as it happened

Former PM takes seat in Lords after return as foreign secretary; James Cleverly replaces Suella Braverman; Esther McVey to reportedly tackle ‘wokery’

www.theguardian.com

 

[planetgeli]

You must have a different BBC to me, all I am seeing is - Another arrival at Number 10 on Monday morning was former prime minister David Cameron, prompting suggestions he would be returning to government as foreign secretary.

 

[andysays]

David Cameron made foreign secretary It's just been announced that David Cameron, the former prime minister, is the new foreign secretary. Cameron replaces James Cleverly who, as we reported earlier, is the new home secretary.​

 

[tony.c]

Cameron is New Foreign Secretary

 

[cupid_stunt]

OK, Sky has now officially confirmed Cameron's appointment.

 

[A380]

rishi sunak is more likely to paint his bottom blue and twerk round the streets of westminster

That aged well.

 

[skyscraper101]

Baron Cameron

 

[Flavour]

Actually it might to be genius to bring old Dave in as he is so indistinguishable from Keith

 

[cupid_stunt]

So, he doesn't trust any of his MPs to do the job, that's not going to play out well for him, funny fuck.

 

[andysays]

rishi sunak is more likely to paint his bottom blue and twerk round the streets of westminster

Any more predictions?

 

[magneze]

Braverman gone. Sunak displaying his famed political instincts in appointing Cameron.

 

[A380]

If there were a way to attach a steam generator set to the comments section of Conservative Home the UK would have complete energy security this week...

 

[DaveCinzano]

also buckets of woad being delivered to No.10, Pickman's model

Bumpy woad ahead

 

[tony.c]

Baron Cameron

of Hogshead?

 

[cupid_stunt]

The King has confirmed Disco Dave as a life peer.

 

[A380]

Baron Cameron

Of Tamworth? or of Glouster old Spot?

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Guaranteed the Tories will continue to kick the shit out of each other for the foreseeable then.

 

[Pickman's model]

That aged well.

i suspect that the ejection of braverman will end one chapter in forthcoming books about this chaotic administration and cameron's return will begin another. this peculiar decision seems to me to highlight the utter bankruptcy of sunak's government and the period of warfare within the conservative party that the departure of the former and the return of the latter will be put previous discontent within the party in the shade.

 

[StoneRoad]

ye gods !

 

[tim]

I wonder which job Theresa May will get

 

[Pickman's model]

Any more predictions?

yes, you'll have an excellent week.

 

[cupid_stunt]

of Hogshead?

I almost choked on my tea, you bastard.

 

[agricola]

I wonder which job Theresa May will get

woad-greaser pursuivant

 

[A380]

i suspect that the ejection of braverman will end one chapter in forthcoming books about this chaotic administration and cameron's return will begin another. this peculiar decision seems to me to highlight the utter bankruptcy of sunak's government and the period of warfare within the conservative party that the departure of the former and the return of the latter will be put previous discontent within the party in the shade.

You mean 13 November will be known as the the Train Crash / Shit Show transition...

 

[PR1Berske]

I think we're all veterans of watching politics on this forum and I'm not sure I've ever seen anything as desperate as bringing back an ex-MP who isn't even in the Lords as a Cabinet member.