Suella Braverman's time is up.

[cupid_stunt]

thank you for your information. but there is NO WAY on god's green earth that the parliamentary conservative party would say let's have the arch-remainer and pig-fucker a) elevated to the house of lords and/or b) made foreign secretary. there'd be uproar in the 1922 committee and the conservative party more generally.

I agree it would be, err, 'interesting', but considering the chaos of the last few years, I personally wouldn't bet on it not happening.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Cleverly confirmed as Braverman's replacement.

 

[Pickman's model]

Cleverly confirmed as Braverman's replacement.

never was a man so misnamed

 

[andysays]

thank you for your information. but there is NO WAY on god's green earth that the parliamentary conservative party would say let's have the arch-remainer and pig-fucker a) elevated to the house of lords and/or b) made foreign secretary. there'd be uproar in the 1922 committee and the conservative party more generally.

It would certainly be an unusual and controversial move, but the fact that it appears to be being considered (or else what is Cameron doing in Downing Street?) suggests Sunak is pretty desperate.

Cleverly's just been confirmed as HS, so let's see who gets his old job

 

[cupid_stunt]

More giggles

Yeah, I saw that, Kay Burley and her various studio guests are having lots of fun this morning.

 

[Pickman's model]

It would certainly be an unusual and controversial move, but the fact that it appears to be being considered (or else what is Cameron doing in Downing Street?) suggests Sunak is pretty desperate.

Cleverly's just been confirmed as HS, so let's see who gets his old job

nigel farage and boris johnson to name but two would have a field day over cameron's bumping up to the lords

 

[marty21]

Takes a brave man to sack a braverman

I'm here all week.

 

[andysays]

nigel farage and boris johnson to name but two would have a field day over cameron's bumping up to the lords

Yes they would/will, but that doesn't mean it won't happen.

Let's wait and see, shall we...

 

[andysays]

Takes a brave man to sack a braverman

I'm here all week.

Unlike Braverman

 

[Lord Camomile]

What if this is S-tier politicking from Sunak, and Cameron is a smokescreen for someone else being appointed? Maybe give the press something to feed on while they do some dealings?

 

[Orang Utan]

you think it would be readily accepted by the tory mps. right.

I didn’t say that, quibblecunt

 

[Orang Utan]

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Stolen from Joe Lycett

 

[agricola]

I hope it isn't Cameron, but the idea of a peer as Foreign Secretary has a lot of merit to it provided that it goes to the senior (civil service) diplomat at the Foreign Office.

It would depoliticize the role, as well as meaning that utter nonentities of the kind we have seen infest the office in recent decades wouldn't occupy it, and it would provide some continuity between governments.

 

[Pickman's model]

I didn’t say that, quibblecunt

no indeed. your silence spoke volumes.

 

[bluescreen]

It would certainly be an unusual and controversial move, but the fact that it appears to be being considered (or else what is Cameron doing in Downing Street?) suggests Sunak is pretty desperate.

Cleverly's just been confirmed as HS, so let's see who gets his old job

Just giving advice.

 

[Pickman's model]

Yes they would/will, but that doesn't mean it won't happen.

Let's wait and see, shall we...

rishi sunak is more likely to paint his bottom blue and twerk round the streets of westminster

 

[Orang Utan]

no indeed. your silence spoke volumes.

As does your verbosity

 

[tony.c]

Cleverly has been appointed Home Secretary.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Beth Rigby seems fairly convinced that Cameron will be appointed foreign secretary.

 

[Orang Utan]

I hope it isn't Cameron, but the idea of a peer as Foreign Secretary has a lot of merit to it provided that it goes to the senior (civil service) diplomat at the Foreign Office.

It would depoliticize the role, as well as meaning that utter nonentities of the kind we have seen infest the office in recent decades wouldn't occupy it, and it would provide some continuity between governments.

It won’t be Cameron. Let people have their fun

 

[Flavour]

David fucking Cameron parachuted in as a Lord? Are they taking the piss?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Cleverly has been appointed Home Secretary.

Where did you hear this?

 

[Pickman's model]

As does your verbosity

desperate stuff

 

[Orang Utan]

Where did you hear this?

It’s all over the papers!

 

[agricola]

David fucking Cameron parachuted in as a Lord? Are they taking the piss?

the theme of this government seems to be to screw the pigs

 

[tony.c]

 

[andysays]

rishi sunak is more likely to paint his bottom blue and twerk round the streets of westminster

Is that a prediction?

 

[agricola]

also buckets of woad being delivered to No.10, Pickman's model

 

[Pickman's model]

well that's a fucking nail in sunak's coffin, if the guardian's to be believed

 

[planetgeli]

Where did you hear this?

It's the main headline on BBC