Suella Braverman's time is up.

[klang]

he may have just popped by looking for a couple of DVDs he left behind in 2016.

Mind bleach pls

 

[cupid_stunt]

Braverman's short statement - 'it's been a privilege to serve as home secretory, I'll have more to say in due course.'

I am sure she will.

 

[Karl Masks]

The news is that she's not been offered another cabinet post.

so GB News it is then!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Where's Cameron been spending his time? Presumably this would have been in the works for at least a little while, for him to turn up bright and early this morning?

 

[Ax^]

Braverman's short statement - 'it's been a privilege to serve as home secretory, I'll have more to say in due course.'

I am sure she will.

she'll be back later to blame the dark forces of cultural Marxism for her down fall..

 

[Orang Utan]

LOL - the Tories
“Today @RishiSunak strengthens his team in Government to deliver long-term decisions for a brighter future. “
Heard that a few times, haven’t we?

 

[Orang Utan]

Badenoch for Home Secretary?

 

[ruffneck23]

Good start to the week I must say, but remember we thought Priti Patel was bad then we got Braverman.


LBC is quite funny this morning.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Jesus, it had actually escaped me that the guy potentially returning as Foreign Sec is the PM who lit the whole Brexit touch paper in the first place!

 

[Pickman's model]

Jesus, it had actually escaped me that the guy potentially returning as Foreign Sec is the PM who lit the whole Brexit touch paper in the first place!

how will they do that if he is neither an mp or a member of the house of lords?

 

[Orang Utan]

Isn’t this just a bit of Titanic deck feng-shui?

 

[Orang Utan]

how will they do that if he is neither an mp or a member of the house of lords?

By making him a Lord

 

[andysays]

Badenoch for Home Secretary?

maybe not Home Secretary, but I wouldn't surprised to see her get some sort of promotion out of this re-shuffle

 

[Kaka Tim]

how will they do that if he is neither an mp or a member of the house of lords?

pretty simple to gong him up isnt it?

 

[klang]

So Blair to sort out Palestine, Cameron to sort foreign affairs. Fab work! What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Lord Camomile]

By making him a Lord

It reeeeeeeaaaally feels like it shouldn't be that simple to a) parachute someone into government and b) make someone a Lord.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[spitfire]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Jesus, it had actually escaped me that the guy potentially returning as Foreign Sec is the PM who lit the whole Brexit touch paper in the first place!

It'll send a message to the rest of the Tory MPs, that the PM has no confidence in any of them to do the job.

 

[mojo pixy]

she'll be back later to blame the dark forces of cultural Marxism for her down fall..

...and thereby demonstrate that she really is an actual anti-semite.

Not that our worldmeat-beating press and TV will question her on that or raise it as an issue in any way at all.

 

[Pickman's model]

By making him a Lord

i don't think it would be that simple to elevate david cameron to the lords as even someone as blinkered as you can see the potential for a great kerfuffle over the plan. in addition to which the next honours are not due to be announced for some time yet: do you think the country will be bereft of a foreign secretary until next year?

 

[Pickman's model]

pretty simple to gong him up isnt it?

in the new years' honours. but we're in november.

 

[a_chap]

With all the noise surrounding Braverman, the tories are hoping no-one will notice the small matter of a further £4 billion of welfare cuts

 

[cupid_stunt]

i don't think it would be that simple to elevate david cameron to the lords as even someone as blinkered as you can see the potential for a great kerfuffle over the plan. in addition to which the next honours are not due to be announced for some time yet: do you think the country will be bereft of a foreign secretary until next year?

Sky has just had a quote from some expert in this field, and apparently all it takes is for the PM to recommend him to the King, and if by magic, he's off to the Lords.

 

[Jimmy Don't]

Elton John to record the tribute song
"And it seems to me, like you lived your life, like a cancer in the spleen"

 

[Orang Utan]

i don't think it would be that simple to elevate david cameron to the lords as even someone as blinkered as you can see the potential for a great kerfuffle over the plan. in addition to which the next honours are not due to be announced for some time yet: do you think the country will be bereft of a foreign secretary until next year?

He doesn’t have to wait til New Year.

 

[a_chap]

 

[Pickman's model]

Sky has just had a quote from some expert in this field, and apparently all it takes is for the PM to recommend him to the King, and if by magic, he's off to the Lords.

thank you for your information. but there is NO WAY on god's green earth that the parliamentary conservative party would say let's have the arch-remainer and pig-fucker a) elevated to the house of lords and/or b) made foreign secretary. there'd be uproar in the 1922 committee and the conservative party more generally.

 

[Pickman's model]

He doesn’t have to wait til New Year.

you think it would be readily accepted by the tory mps. right.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Kay Burley just read out an announcement from no. 10 saying Sunak had asked het to leave, and she accepted, everyone in the studio just cracked up.

More giggles