teuchter
je suis teuchter
I was going to say that, but thought no one would know what I was on about.Well the worst is this really.
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I had a schoolfriend, son of a free church of scotland minister, and in their house they had a "good front room" where all the furniture was covered in transparent polythene. I'm not sure if it got uncovered for special guests, or what status a guest would have had to have to benefit from this.