existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Top tipPouring warm water into the bowl and leaving it for ten minutes works well - it slithers down the u-bend then.
Top tipPouring warm water into the bowl and leaving it for ten minutes works well - it slithers down the u-bend then.
We've all been through this. Your loo = Suez Canal and that problematic turd you finally ejected from your weary bumhole = the container ship. Getting it out was the simplest part of the jobbie.
You should drop a line to BBC News and see if they want to give you a regular spot as a commentator on this story.
I'm quite disappointed at this news.It's fully dislodged now according to the Beeb (the ship, not existentialist 's morning turd)
Suez Canal reopens after giant stranded ship is freed
It took almost a week to dislodge a giant container ship blocking one the world's busiest trade routes.www.bbc.co.uk
Two thoughts from me...
Firstly that the Egyptian government are so desperate to get the canal open, and for ships in the queue to not turn around in and go the long way round, that they are only interested in things that can be tried immediate with immediate effect, and aren't interested in anything that will take a week, but that will definitely (ish) work.
Secondly that I wouldn't fall off my chair if it ends up having to to be cut up in situ ...
There's still time for the stresses in the hull to make themselves known, and the ship to split in two.Well, this post, from 10.30 last night, didn't age well.
Video of her on the move.
So no running under her own power yet... I guess they don't want to risk the vibration of the engines causing any damage endured to be become worse?
Do they still have all those Class 60s laid up at Toton?
The engine cooling system may have been contaminated with sand or mud, depending on which cooling system the ship has. The engines will need to be checked out before the ship will be allowed to proceed.So no running under her own power yet... I guess they don't want to risk the vibration of the engines causing any damage endured to be become worse?
I'd be really surprised if it's going to carry on without at least a divers' inspection. The last thing they want is to have it break up half way down the ChannelIt does indeed seem to be moving north up the Suez Canal on Vesselfinder now.
If it keeps to it's intended route without having to stop for repairs I should be able to see it (just) from my front garden in a few days.
Always a chance it's been fatally wounded...I'd be really surprised if it's going to carry on without at least a divers' inspection. The last thing they want is to have it break up half way down the Channel
Always a chance it's been fatally wounded...
As long as the crew are safe, it might be a useful lesson to the shipping industry that ever-bigger ships are not such a good idea.
They'll get so big they'll collapse under their own gravity - and then we're fucked.The Ever Bigger eh?
Don't give them ideas.
I don't equate not being able to get hold of cheap Chinese tat as equal to being fucked reallyThey'll get so big they'll collapse under their own gravity - and then we're fucked.
my brother just sent me this:I'm quite disappointed at this news.
I don't equate not being able to get hold of cheap Chinese tat as equal to being fucked really
You might be able to arrive at a figure from this:Does anyone know the cost ( tolls) etc for a big boat going through the canal.? I presume charged per tonne or something....
from GoogleIt has cost the Suez Canal Authority (SCA) $US14-15 million ($18.3-19.6 million) each day the 400-metre long Ever Given ship remains lodged.
Approx half a million US.Does anyone know the cost ( tolls) etc for a big boat going through the canal.? I presume charged per tonne or something....
So no running under her own power yet... I guess they don't want to risk the vibration of the engines causing any damage endured to be become worse?