Ship porn

[farmerbarleymow]

There would be a big pile of planes in the Med, cos once they land they won’t be able to take off again

Would save the climate too - an excellent result. The wreckage would cause a nice reef to develop on the seabed too improving the biodiversity of the sea.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Would save the climate too - an excellent result. The wreckage would cause a nice reef to develop on the seabed too improving the biodiversity of the sea.

A fresh source of yummyness for Cairo’s seafood restaurants

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[MrSki]

 

[spitfire]

They’re Sherman’s as any fule kno.

 

[danny la rouge]

Have we had this yet?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Couldn't they just jack it up really high from the bed of the canal to let other ships pass beneath?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Have we had this yet?

Some of those kids came up with better ideas than some of the posters on here.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Some of those kids came up with better ideas than some of the posters on here.

"They need a screwdriver"

 

[cupid_stunt]

"They need a screwdriver"

 

[danny la rouge]

Some of those kids came up with better ideas than some of the posters on here.

Some pretty good problem solving there!

 

[danny la rouge]

"They need a screwdriver"

I mean, no doubt. And I think the tweezers suggestion was a scale misunderstanding. But the rest was pretty solid science.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I mean, no doubt. And I think the tweezers suggestion was a scale misunderstanding. But the rest was pretty solid science.

I'm not seeing tweezers at the canal and the ship's still stuck, so maybe she's on to something...

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Is it possible to tow ships with very powerful electromagnets?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Is it possible to tow ships with very powerful electromagnets?

Is Uri Geller still alive? Bet he could just bend the bastard out of the bank.

 

[planetgeli]

Is Uri Geller still alive? Bet he could just bend the bastard out of the bank.

Did you miss this?

Come on everyone, use the power of your mind at 11:11 this morning and tonight and job done.

Uri Geller urges you to use mindpower at exactly 11.11 to shift Suez Canal ship

EXCLUSIVE: Uri Geller needs YOU - at exactly 11.11 - to use the power of your mind to try and get this monster ship Ever Given finally shifted from Egypt's Suez Canal

www.dailystar.co.uk

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Is Uri Geller still alive? Bet he could just bend the bastard out of the bank.

Maybe they could line the banks with MRI machines and at a signal, switch them on to move the ship.

 

[kebabking]

This is the content we're all here for.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Did you miss this?

Oh ffs

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I'm having Geller on the death list next year. And Germain Greer.

 

[cupid_stunt]

This is the content we're all here for.

The fucker has grounded after crashing into Worthing's pier now.

 

[spitfire]

Can't see the colour of the boathouse from here but hey ho...if you know you know.

 

[spitfire]

My super yacht tanker brings all the boys to the yard. Monaco.




(OK, is not a tanker)

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

This is the content we're all here for.

Extinction Rebellion scale up from pink sailing boat...

 

[spitfire]

I thought I'd try and park it outside my workplace in the River Lea.

It doesn't fit.

But look at the size of the fucker next to the Olympic Stadium!

 

[TopCat]

There would be a big pile of planes in the Med, cos once they land they won’t be able to take off again

Plane travel is bad I fink so?

 

[TopCat]

I thought I'd try and park it outside my workplace in the River Lea.

It doesn't fit.

But look at the size of the fucker next to the Olympic Stadium!

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The entire river Lea does not have enough water to float that.

 

[spitfire]

 

[Duncan2]

So we are up to day six and the stranded behemoth has not moved at all or ,at least,not appreciably from its original ridiculous position.Tis as I thought no one has so much as a hint of a clue what the f+++ to do about this.

 

[kebabking]

Two thoughts from me...

Firstly that the Egyptian government are so desperate to get the canal open, and for ships in the queue to not turn around in and go the long way round, that they are only interested in things that can be tried immediate with immediate effect, and aren't interested in anything that will take a week, but that will definitely (ish) work.

Secondly that I wouldn't fall off my chair if it ends up having to to be cut up in situ ...